Church of Satan beats Beaver and bee dungeon in record time

[maze]

DUNGEON CLEARED~!
Sorry. I do not have the screenshots of the dungeon reward room and us killing the queen/king this time for I am a dumb dumb, but we cleared in such speed and much wow time.

Dungeon map for reference if you wish to try your speed run, I think we completed it within 5 min's maybe less.



The bee dungeon were equally bad, but that ok nobody gives a crap about bee dungeons, so it does not even get it's own post (it only had like 6 lanterns to like and we only messed up like 8 times on... so maybe not a record).
2 bee dungeon defeated, but the throne spawn inside the queen on the 2nd one making her impossible to get. Bee dungeon ruined.


Again where is all the loot jorb i know this is your doing! Why are you doing this to me. (I paved blue brick for this screenshot and stomp it to dirt, you atlest should give me "Wax bricks"). GO ahead and count the amount of meat and teeth in this picture for how many beavers we had to kill.


Moot always about fun community things and asking for putting hits out on people right?, so...

I blame one man, the man with no plan. Reward for murder: 1 q31 chewed fiber.


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[Zachary09]

Fantastic job Maze, would I be able to sit in on your dungeon next time and maybe learn something new? I wouldn't participate with a character but I'd just like to spectate.

[maze]

Fantastic job Maze, would I be able to sit in on your dungeon next time and maybe learn something new? I wouldn't participate with a character but I'd just like to spectate.

Well if these dungeons keep being sad, they wont all be that interesting, but DM me on discord and i'll summon you in on the next day we run some.

[Händler]

Essentially it's a post about how empty the dungeon(s) were. I know the dungeons have some randomness to them, but I didn't know they can be that empty. I know the mini dungeons sometimes only have one room and it's over.

[Saxony4]

but I didn't know they can be that empty.

Beaver dungeons are definitely not worth it for the effort needed to complete them, but it's funny that OP didn't include any loot from the bee dungeon, which are usually packed with goodies and actually worth doing contrary to his statement that nobody cares about them.

[lordgrunt]

do you feel accomplished now? fulfilled your destiny and provided legacy for your offspring? are your kids proud?

[maze]

but I didn't know they can be that empty.

Beaver dungeons are definitely not worth it for the effort needed to complete them, but it's funny that OP didn't include any loot from the bee dungeon, which are usually packed with goodies and actually worth doing contrary to his statement that nobody cares about them.

So the story about these beedungeons. Someone already looted them fully and just left the boss rooms. What had us running around for 30 mins trying to get the right combo of keys. The loot was just the crowns and wings their selves.

[Saxony4]

So the story about these beedungeons. Someone already looted them fully and just left the boss rooms. What had us running around for 30 mins trying to get the right combo of keys. The loot was just the crowns and wings their selves.

Ah well, what I said stands true and that someone took all that was actually work taking and left you with the scraps. When I do them they're typically packed with propolis and bee bread, the bee stingers aren't half bad loot either.