Hey everyone. Some of you already know me, some of you don't.
Due to <stuff> I've decided this world to go about distributing swift deaths to those I find deserving and to be a spreader of salt.
I'm looking for any serious PVP groups that are hiring right now. Inbox me.
Failing that, I'm also looking for other pirates/murderers/scumbags who are interested in harvesting skulls this season to start our own group of high discipline cannibals.
Do not bother if you:
-Fail to get on voice chat
-Can't organize and play a role in a larger team
-Are new to Haven and Hearth
-Came to Haven looking for a cozy casual friendly crafting game vibe
-Think we're playing minecraft or stardew valley over here
-Don't PVP
-Don't understand combat
-Won't use Hurricane Client
I've been playing EVE online for around 20 years now and I'm looking for others who are serious about creating a group of unstoppable warriors.
This means, if you're not already experienced with PVP and combat, that you will attend combat training.
I would also like to organize and run a weekly session of Fight Club, to train our combat skills against one another.
This means you will be regularly duelling one another and improving our PVP skills. If that's too much stress for you, go somewhere else.
This means you'll get on voice chat, every single time, before logging into the game, and observe and adhere to strict discipline and rules regarding not only our village, but the way we behave during combat, meaning no trash talk in local and no paving swastika's and other untasteful behaviours which besmirchs the good name of this fine game we play here.
This is not the place for the discussion of the ethics involved here. Leave your precious feelings at the door step or take it somewhere else on this forum.
This is strictly an advertisement: I am searching for other criminals and unsavory types to join my new organization.
Let's burn this world to the ground, as best as we can anyway. Let me know if being the best interests you. Let me know if you can take this game seriously. Let me know if you're already doing all of this, and want me to join you, because I will. Thank you for your time and attention.
Failure to adhere to the rules established here after application and joining the group will lead to immediate summary execution without warning.
Vae Victis
-Moog