Avast, you mangy scoundrel.
I am looking for a few more players to round out my merry band of thieves, miscreants and general ne'er-do-wells. We offer many valuable commodities, a virgin land and a keen group. You will be housed, you will be fed. You will be gently nuzzled against my tender motherly bosom, so to speak.
PM if you're interested and we can talk more.