You need to hook up with bruthol and the two of you make a small minecraft-like survival game. With the two of you together, you might actually get something done.
Why can't you drop what is so obviously a dead issue? There isn't nor will there ever be private servers available for HnH unless a 3rd party tries to put one together. Even then, as can be seen with other games with emulation servers, they don't always do so well.