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And so Jorb sayeth to the first Hearthlings, "Take these weapons and you can see that the creatures of the forest can be as delicious as they are dangerous."
Karede wrote: It takes a special kind of autism to play this game
sabinati wrote:the children went out into the forest and captured rabbits, and peeled the skins from the flesh to make leather, and the next day, they made slings. they filled their pockets with rocks, and boarded their rowboat. for hours they travelled down the river until they saw the great beast. raising their weapons, they fired volley after volley of pebbles at it. after several hours, one of the rocks hit it's mark, and so the bear became mildly annoyed and sauntered over to the riverbank to glare at them. for several weeks the children flung rocks at the bear, mildy scratching it every few hours.
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
jordancoles wrote:sabinati wrote:the children went out into the forest and captured rabbits, and peeled the skins from the flesh to make leather, and the next day, they made slings. they filled their pockets with rocks, and boarded their rowboat. for hours they travelled down the river until they saw the great beast. raising their weapons, they fired volley after volley of pebbles at it. after several hours, one of the rocks hit it's mark, and so the bear became mildly annoyed and sauntered over to the riverbank to glare at them. for several weeks the children flung rocks at the bear, mildy scratching it every few hours.
You missed the part where they put up magical barriers all around the great beast
jordancoles wrote:sabinati wrote:the children went out into the forest and captured rabbits, and peeled the skins from the flesh to make leather, and the next day, they made slings. they filled their pockets with rocks, and boarded their rowboat. for hours they travelled down the river until they saw the great beast. raising their weapons, they fired volley after volley of pebbles at it. after several hours, one of the rocks hit it's mark, and so the bear became mildly annoyed and sauntered over to the riverbank to glare at them. for several weeks the children flung rocks at the bear, mildy scratching it every few hours.
You missed the part where they put up signposts all around the bear
Karede wrote: It takes a special kind of autism to play this game
bitza wrote:also rabbit fur can be as low as q5 if you have no survival
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