Make Neckbeards Q.Q (Improve the Games Progression Scheme)

[overtyped]

Frogs should have twice the combat stats as a bear, and move across water as fast as a boat killing everything.

I have to admit, I laughed.

??? Don't laugh, my bad ideas are just as legit as your ideas, if not more so.

[dagrimreefah]

What a hilariously retarded idea for a permadeath game. What's equally hilariously retarded is how anyone that disagrees with you, you instantly label them a "neckbeard" like a true eighth grader. What more should you expect from a state-worshiper?

[Karede]

The problem here is that everyone who plays this game is a neckbeard

[NOOBY93]

What a hilariously retarded idea for a permadeath game. What's equally hilariously retarded is how anyone that disagrees with you, you instantly label them a "neckbeard" like a true eighth grader. What more should you expect from a state-worshiper?

Sounds like something a neckbeard would say.

[dagrimreefah]

Sounds like something a neckbeard would say.

At least I can grow a beard.

[NOOBY93]

Sounds like something a neckbeard would say.

At least I can grow a beard.

On your neck.

[dagrimreefah]

I do make use of my razors in the neck region.

[the_portals]

Age progression with your characters would be a nice touch, but only cosmetically, none of this stat-lowering and dying-at-random-times-without-you-knowing stuff. Imagine a 30 year old fighter getting slaughtered by a toddler

[Robben_DuMarsch]

The problem here is that everyone who plays this game is a neckbeard

Not everyone, just the majority of forum posters.

[Ninijutsu]

The problem here is that everyone who plays this game is a neckbeard

Not everyone, just the majority of forum posters.

Yeah and you're a sophisticated cultured man who's intellectually miles above everyone else and therefore knows what's best for the game, yes?

Your idea isn't good because people who disagree are just dirty neckbeards, it's good because... oh wait it's fucking garbage. Random, meaningless death of your hard earned character in a fucking permadeath game?? Do you think people in WoW would like it if blizzard decided to randomly permanently delete characters?

The only instance in which this is okay is if there's a world restart, because everyone in the whole game is affected by this at the exact same time, and worlds tend to last a long time afterwards.