Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby dzielny_wojownik » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:08 am

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dont worry bros
hes actually alive xD heres the pic for proof
There was a wise soviet conscript that was surrounded by the enemy on the battle of Stalingrad. A mortar shot teared his pants apart causing a big hole in his pants right on his right butt cheek. He felt a glorious cold ass breeze of wind on his butt cheek, like it would be sent by stalin himself, he said - hide your butts
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby dzielny_wojownik » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:10 am

Atamzsiktrop wrote:[11:08 AM] Skrele: so I told him to move in close thinking he had a sword equipped
[11:09 AM] Skrele: because you know
[11:09 AM] Skrele: we're at a fight?
[11:09 AM] Skrele: and he had a stone axe equipped
[11:09 AM] Skrele: so he didn't put up def
[11:09 AM] Skrele: and got 1hit by a chop

wot?
he had a sword equipped at the moment of death atleast smh
take a look at mulors pic that was taken instantly after his body was quick snatched xD

the shitter just got outplayed
There was a wise soviet conscript that was surrounded by the enemy on the battle of Stalingrad. A mortar shot teared his pants apart causing a big hole in his pants right on his right butt cheek. He felt a glorious cold ass breeze of wind on his butt cheek, like it would be sent by stalin himself, he said - hide your butts
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby ChildhoodObesity » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:25 am

Atamzsiktrop wrote:[11:08 AM] Skrele: mikhelele
[11:08 AM] Skrele: join the call
[11:08 AM] Skrele: so I can tell you a great story
[11:08 AM] Mikhelele: No
[11:08 AM] Skrele: trollex downed in a boat
[11:08 AM] Skrele: to ad
[11:08 AM] Skrele: didnt put up defenses
[11:08 AM] Skrele: its top kek
[11:08 AM] Mikhelele: I'm on my phone
[11:08 AM] Mikhelele: Lol he died
[11:08 AM] Mikhelele: XD
[11:08 AM] Skrele: he was piloting a knarr
[11:08 AM] Skrele: and I was with him
[11:08 AM] Skrele: so I told him to move in close thinking he had a sword equipped
[11:09 AM] Skrele: because you know
[11:09 AM] Skrele: we're at a fight?
[11:09 AM] Skrele: and he had a stone axe equipped
[11:09 AM] Skrele: so he didn't put up def
[11:09 AM] Skrele: and got 1hit by a chop

[11:15 AM] Skrele: new age mulder
[11:15 AM] Skrele: he overestimated himself

went a little more like "scruffy let me boat to shore and redo my inventory its full of rope and i wanna be able to switch my equips" scruffys like "no he only has watch moves up ill rip him with chop hurry" "no fuk off i need 2 drop these ropes and shit" "dood i will rip him xDD" so i knarred towards the guy and he horsed at us and i didnt even notice he had me aggrod and he just take aimd once and chopped cuz chop is bugged as fuck and even if you do lower damage than total hp it will ko u so he chopped me for like 470dmg even tho i have 574 health and i got koed X D but yea they can aggro you and take aim once and rip u in like 3 seconds i mean i shudve noticed and put up a defense but i was busy rearranging my inventory/equips idk how scruffy couldnt manage to chop him after if he only had watch moves up still and then didnt even chop him when he came back to finish me off and then these retards dont realize they can get in the knarr and then when they get in the knarr they forget to pick up my body XDDD very good stuff XDDDD anyways fuk this game xDDDDD

also i didnt think i had the sword equipped mebe my macro key switched it in when i moved metal axe or somethin
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby Atamzsiktrop » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:27 am

ChildhoodObesity wrote:he had me aggrod and he just take aimd once and chopped cuz chop is bugged as fuck and even if you do lower damage than total hp it will ko u so he chopped me for like 470dmg even tho i have 574 health and i got koed X D but yea they can aggro you and take aim once and rip u in like 3 seconds

I reported that bug years ago. xD I'm also pretty sure they said they found the reason but can't check cuz banned.

GOOD GAME XD
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby Pan_w_okularach » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:31 am

there's no "chop bug"
heh you kids can't lose with dignity smh
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby Zeler » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:33 am

Pan_w_okularach wrote:there's no "chop bug"


wow you must be rly silly m8
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby ChildhoodObesity » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:34 am

Pan_w_okularach wrote:there's no "chop bug"
heh you kids can't lose with dignity smh

i tested it on scruffy lITRERAlLY yesterday bro he still has cruel incisions lrn2pley without bugz bro

theres so many shit bugs in this combat where you can hit people straight through manuevers as well aurelie showed me some bullshit bugs that will wreck someone and theres nothing you can do to defend it games fukn shit
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby Pan_w_okularach » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:36 am

na broh
there no chop bug
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby Zeler » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:38 am

Everyone knows that you are fucking liar, but maybe don't do this about oblivious and confirmed things?
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Re: Dis + Wizards alliance cumfirmed. Troll dies again.

Postby Atamzsiktrop » Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:38 am

Pan_w_okularach wrote:there's no "chop bug"
heh you kids can't lose with dignity smh


I didn't lose anything tbh and I know there's a bug. Jorb literally told me they found out what's happening but seems like they never bothered to fix it.

Also ye game's trash and devs don't do shit to make it better. xd
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