Sevilla. The public tradepost open to the entire community*.
*except to the people dis doesn't like
The first thing I noticed upon my approach was that there were a number of vandal scents around the charter, most likely by a vandal alt in order to clear hearth fires. What really startled me was a VILE STEnCH OF MURDER riHGT outside the compound!!!! Who would DARE kill someone outside of a peacful trade depot like this??????????? Clearly this was a viscous monster who needed to be hunted down and killed before he MURDERED any more PEASFUL traders outside the PEASFUL dis PUBLIC COMMUNITY PEACE AND FRIENDSHIP TRADE POST of ACCEPTANCE and TOLERANCE!!!
I tracked the scent. Sure enuff, the evil no-good killer was off hearth with a decently small delta. It was time 2 hunt. I began to track and noticed something strange. The scent was leading me to DIS???? but i thot that dis ran this trade depot??? and that they were the good guys who protected it and upheld the gr8 values of happiness and community that allows it to run?? Of COURSE a friendly neighborhood DIS would not kill a poor innocent outside their own community run and managed trade post of gay-pride and anti-Islamophobia!!
As it dawned on me i realized that the PERp was inside [b]DISS[/b]. This dirty dis dog had killed a trader outside of their own trade post!? how sneaky and horrible of them, especially during the HOLIDAY SEASON, A TIME of LOVE, PEACE AND GIIIVIING!!!
NEVER TRUST A DIS DOG, and GOD BLESS
