t'was a cold october morning in canada at about 4:00AM, severely drunk I decided to log onto haven to reload my study table and check for scents around our CR systems. everything seemed quiet around the block so me and some of my best pals thought it would be a good idea to port to some random CRS. after a few tries I found some korean base with some random dude farming, I messaged him posing as a noob and asked him to help me kill a bear (classic prank) he didnt really agree so I thought it was a failed attempt... but no! the korean mind is to easily over taken by greed. as I went to port back to the korean base from a CR I took I Noticed there was a warrior outside checking CRS. I told my team member and we started heading over. PLOT TWIST! the korean decides to aggro me and actually starts attacking me! but to no avail as my backup had already arrived and we chased him down managing to do enough HHP to deal a killing blow! (very rare these days) happy and excited with our new gear and possible good skull we ported the body home. I still had my alt afk at the CF watching the roads when an unknown player alarm sounded through my headset! I notified my team who moved into position, but this dude kept checking CRS and running back inside... at one point he actually looked through the CR and saw my warrior at the gates and still ported! (dummy) I went outside and aggroed him and the chase began with my friends not far behind. After a chase that lasted about 8 minutes we FINALLY knocked this nerd out! he had something like 2.2k hp and some pretty good armor! I saw on my alt that lots of warriors were porting to come attack us but we managed to completely bypass them and walk inside.(how stupid do you have to be to fucking miss 5 people when you have scents) they then came to our walls and for the next 20 min we did that thing where one person runs in and punches someone and then runs back to their team (BORING AS FUCK). after everyone got tired they ported home and we sat around a campfire while our red handed ran out and told campfire stories about when troll was a young boy before the wheelchair days...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTYo4Vt ... e=youtu.be