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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby noindyfikator » Mon Nov 11, 2024 7:04 pm

holy, what is this monster pvp topic

do we have new pvp gigachad?
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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby 송태권 » Tue Nov 12, 2024 6:15 am

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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby SonYoung » Tue Nov 12, 2024 7:22 am

송태권 wrote:누구신지

오랜 친구 :-)
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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby ewig » Wed Nov 13, 2024 12:07 am

Is this a BobDole chinese copy?
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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby SonYoung » Sun Nov 17, 2024 7:05 pm

what a lovely day sonYong having! big feast yesternight and make lots of roads to WB(vry fun to bully them and take their stuff) As the cold morning hearth air enter SonYouNG nose he notice something not right.....https://youtu.be/91t5waPUNbs

HOLY CRAB!!!!!!! (lol please comment down below if u get sonyoung funny)
When patroling sonyoungs daily marathon sprint running route something was....different. and not in good way... you wana know why sonyoung train to run every day? (very top pvp foumr warrior "exacutioner" said all pvper must practise running)
ok back to story :)


pretty much these INSABORIDANT sneaky littke serpants decided to
1: not pay the local tax
2: start A FUCKING CONSTRUCTION ZONE (without getting a permit) like comeon its not that hard, just follow the rules and you will be ok
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SO, Ofcourse SonYoung cant allow this because if 1 person streaches rules, every1 tries. theres actually a famous book (give a mouse a cookie( i very reccomend it

who the heck dare challenge sonyoungs tax rule???????????
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iinteresting.......................................... :|




ACT 1 Friendly Advice!:
it starts out with sonyoung just going to bash the wall.. nothing too fancy after all, I am merciful god
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sonyoung is VERY powerful so this took zero time. no sweat. but... there is where some snake rat things happen. when I walk top the inner wall two warrior appear!@!!
hmmmmmmmmm I think to myself, "maybe they want peaceful negotiations?" the two silly serpant warrior stand tall...refusing to move or say anything! so sonyoung decide to break the ice

"h-h-hey guys..." his shaky voice managed to say, H-h-have you guys heard of misa? h-h-hes living in Whateverbay and did you guys know hes unironically a Pedophi- ALARM ALARM ALARM
(holy crap not again) SUDDENLY THE BRAVE WARRIOR WITH LIGHTNIGHT SPEED ENGAGE IN A FOOT CHASE AFTER SONYONG (little did these silly serpants kno, it would be the a chase they soon regret)
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as they close in on sonyoung , low on water still I didnt not panic. "CALM YOUNG CALM, just remember ur daily training of clicking on critter and speed buff" but after quick chase out of palisade, sonyoung notice something!!! These slippery serpants did not know how to click on critter!!!!!!!
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if u IDIOT SCUM is reading this thread I can contact you with a literal PVP god...lets just say he took part in the GREATEST SIEGE DEFENCE IN HISTORY

suddenly, another big surprise! after some chase the snarky serpant boys decided to...run away?????? (1v2 btw) and MIGHT i add, as they tuck their little tails between legs and run like cowards they are they decide to be VERY VERY RACIST
and tbh this is just not cool. Sonyoung have TONS of black worker and think they produce just fine!
(I had to kinda block out most of the message cause weve got some interesting mods here. Please use imaginition to guess what he say!
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this went on for like 10 min


ACT 2: GONE TOO FAR

now the next thing that happen is what sealed their fate.... there 2 thing u dont do to songyoung.... you dont be fk criminal scum
and 2..........

DONT FKING TOUCH SONYOUNG HORSE he work very hard to feed them and at night when everyone log off sonyoung talk to them
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with teamate on the way... sonyoung need 2 stall for little longer...but how??? these stupid serpants keep being scared and running from 2v1!!!!!! "lightbulb idea" sonyoung understand....what must be done.......sonyoung must act.....retarded




ACT 3: FINAL
with great fear these little nerds will run in safe gate never to come out again, sonyoung understand he must make a risky play to peak their intrest
here the plan... what if...sonyoung not defend openings :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: maybe they will want to stay

so sonyoung SPRINT HEAD FIRST INTO 2V1 COMBAT, sonyoung warrior instinct try to take over and defend. but no. stay strong little wolf, you shall lead the pack!

my defence rise to sort of high number (holy shit im sweating balls)
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ok ok dont be too ovbious! *zig zag*

"OH FUCK" out of the corener of screen sonyoung see one warrior get on horse!!!! and SPRINT 4TH SPEED towards sonyoung!!!
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the serpants start to laugh, but strangly...sonyoung join them in laughing! they stop... "whats so funny you skug!" the serpants sneered...Sonyoung chuckled, "well.... I came here to do two things... destroy you and make fun of pedophiles..... and I dont see misa around here anywhere"

"what the fuck does that even mean?" the criminal serpent asked, sonyoung glanced at his minimap and saw just what he was hoping to see
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"checkmate"
with the crack of a stinging nettle against the serpents ass cheek who was not on MY HORSE SONYOUNG MADE THE HIDE RAW! stunning this silly silly (uneducated) serpent while my backup arrived

as quick as it started it was over.....these two little boys were literally kissing the ground
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the only cool thing I got was a bear coat and I turned it into double guided one :D
the armour and wepons were very shit( like ql 30-38) and nearly broken
after they just sat in the walls spamming slurs at us, calling us shit at the game, telling me they would just continue to rebuild the wall

so, sonyoung wishes them best regards and warm wishes. and say one final message. "저항하려고 노력해 보세요....나는 몇 번이고 때릴 것입니다"
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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby pagsiu » Sun Nov 17, 2024 7:10 pm

nice alt k...
SonYoung wrote:literal PVP god...lets just say he took part in the GREATEST SIEGE DEFENCE IN HISTORY

holy shit actually based thread now
In-game name: Balin. Hearthlands resident since World 2.
Skipping W16 :cry:
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Re: Beware! you wana mess with me? *growls* CRIMINAL UPDATE?

Postby SonYoung » Sun Nov 17, 2024 8:41 pm

pagsiu wrote:nice alt k...
SonYoung wrote:literal PVP god...lets just say he took part in the GREATEST SIEGE DEFENCE IN HISTORY

holy shit actually based thread now

thank you for becoming a fan!

warm travels and speedy fourm reads my friend
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Re: SILLY SUCKY SERPENTS LEARN LESSON! *NEED BUILDING PERMIT

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Re: SILLY SUCKY SERPENTS LEARN LESSON! *NEED BUILDING PERMIT

Postby KGery » Tue Nov 19, 2024 11:11 am

Reading this feels like a fever dream, keep them coming :D
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