Jorb is calm, cool, collected. He is child on playground which is standing and watches from a distance. Slicked back hair. Trench coat. Sunglasses. Looking as cucumber, he sits with item in mouth. But it is not cigarette, because jorb is respecting this is poison to body. No, this is lollipop in his mouth. Dum Dums brand, but before Dum Dums were made really small and less good. Root beer flavor, of course. One hand remains in pocket and is occasional usage to readjust this sucker in mouth. Other is displayed with some objects. Perhaps some small stone, or some coin so jorb's ear can hear this satisfying clinking sound as the object is tossed loosely and gently into air and caught back into hand. His expression is static, reassuring. He watches you from distance like father is watching child. Content to allow child to make mistake and learn from it, but he will be there if required. But jorb is not there to protect any other child on playground, he is just observing. This paternal protection sensation you feel is from fact that jorb is in complete control of situation. Like Obama trying to systematically make America like rest of world, jorb knows exactly what he is doing. A child he is watching does some thing particularly amusing and jorb might display some small smirk. Perhaps even you will hear the sound of rushing air from jorb nose as he will quick exhale a small chuckle. But these reaction are not involuntary. Jorb was not caught off guard by the child antics, but wished to display his amusement for some calculated reason.jorb wrote:Thanks! Don't get me wrong, though. I speak dispassionately.zebratul wrote:You should take the vocal part of the community easier, man.jorb wrote:
STFU.
You have my and many other's support.
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Ysh
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I have become victory of very nice Jordan Coles Contest! Enjoy my winning submit here if it pleasures you.Kaios wrote:Spice Girls are integral to understanding Ysh's thought process when communicating, duly noted.
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Burinn
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Wow Ysh, good work! Keep it up! Proud of you!
sabinati wrote:do you expect me to just check the forum constantly, fuck off
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Ysh knows where it's at.

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LadyGoo
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I felt like I'm reading 50 shades of Jorb 
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MrPunchers
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All you guys being mean to the devs.
It's hard to develop a game while refugees take over your country.
It's hard to develop a game while refugees take over your country.
Suck me good and hard thru my jorts
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They bought some rolls of barbed wired from subs cash already 
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If all else fails - blame the foreigners. Or anybode else who isn't able to defend himself.MrPunchers wrote:All you guys being mean to the devs.
It's hard to develop a game while refugees take over your country.
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MagicManICT
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Not sure if describing Neo or stalker...Ysh wrote: standing and watches from a distance. Slicked back hair. Trench coat. Sunglasses. Looking as cucumber,
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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MrPunchers
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lel blame it on Germans no gunsGrog wrote:If all else fails - blame the foreigners. Or anybode else who isn't able to defend himself.MrPunchers wrote:All you guys being mean to the devs.
It's hard to develop a game while refugees take over your country.
Suck me good and hard thru my jorts
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ok ... will you please follow me to the shower room now ... we need to make sure that there is no vermin on you ... when finished we can talk about "german no guns" 