Coins, coins, coins, and keys

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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby Cain » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:50 pm

bajuba wrote:
Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.


How many coins would your scrotum hold? I might be able to squeeze 100 in mine.


at least 8 bars worth. I've been training for this day a long time.
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby Delamore » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:37 pm

Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.

As with cannibalism I would be one of the few people to ever use the feature.
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby CG62 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:49 pm

Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.


Good, another reason for people to not kill me.

My scrotum could fit maybe 10 coins?
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby Cain » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:58 pm

CG62 wrote:
Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.


Good, another reason for people to not kill me.

My scrotum could fit maybe 10 coins?


.... wow :shock:

That's just too much information
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby CG62 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:59 pm

At least I'm honest.


And actually, if the coins are the size I believe they are, that's quite a sizable amount for a human scrotum :geek:
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby Cain » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:08 pm

CG62 wrote:At least I'm honest.


That's what I find wrong with your post. :?
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby MasterCatfish » Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:07 am

Wow, this is not really where I expected this thread to go. But seriously Delamore, who wouldn't want to carry around an extra scrotum for coins? I think it should be implemented as part of the starting package.

...Pun intended.
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby CG62 » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:23 am

SCROTUM COIN PURSES.

KEYRINGS MADE OF THE HUMAN MEMBER.

Then we will have a complete, fashionable line of Human Genitalia accessories. Or at least the male part.
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby Jevon » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:27 pm

To strike the sexism from this thread, I'll add some female-made accessories.

Earmuffs.
Letterbox.

'Nuff said. (maybe too much, actually...)

Edit: Maybe I'm onto something with the letterbox...
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys

Postby Jackard » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:58 pm

and then pubbies wonder why i hold them in contempt
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