at least 8 bars worth. I've been training for this day a long time.bajuba wrote:How many coins would your scrotum hold? I might be able to squeeze 100 in mine.Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.
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Cain
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys
I once dreamt of crafting beautiful thane's rings... then I discovered Big Bear Bangers. Now I smash beautiful things.
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Delamore
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys
As with cannibalism I would be one of the few people to ever use the feature.Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.
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CG62
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys
Good, another reason for people to not kill me.Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.
My scrotum could fit maybe 10 coins?
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Cain
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.... wowCG62 wrote:Good, another reason for people to not kill me.Potjeh wrote:I think that a coin purse made out of scrotum of a slain enemy would be better still.
My scrotum could fit maybe 10 coins?
That's just too much information
I once dreamt of crafting beautiful thane's rings... then I discovered Big Bear Bangers. Now I smash beautiful things.
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CG62
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At least I'm honest.
And actually, if the coins are the size I believe they are, that's quite a sizable amount for a human scrotum
And actually, if the coins are the size I believe they are, that's quite a sizable amount for a human scrotum
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Cain
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That's what I find wrong with your post.CG62 wrote:At least I'm honest.
I once dreamt of crafting beautiful thane's rings... then I discovered Big Bear Bangers. Now I smash beautiful things.
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MasterCatfish
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys
Wow, this is not really where I expected this thread to go. But seriously Delamore, who wouldn't want to carry around an extra scrotum for coins? I think it should be implemented as part of the starting package.
...Pun intended.
...Pun intended.
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CG62
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys
SCROTUM COIN PURSES.
KEYRINGS MADE OF THE HUMAN MEMBER.
Then we will have a complete, fashionable line of Human Genitalia accessories. Or at least the male part.
KEYRINGS MADE OF THE HUMAN MEMBER.
Then we will have a complete, fashionable line of Human Genitalia accessories. Or at least the male part.
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Jevon
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Re: Coins, coins, coins, and keys
To strike the sexism from this thread, I'll add some female-made accessories.
Earmuffs.
Letterbox.
'Nuff said. (maybe too much, actually...)
Edit: Maybe I'm onto something with the letterbox...
Earmuffs.
Letterbox.
'Nuff said. (maybe too much, actually...)
Edit: Maybe I'm onto something with the letterbox...
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Jackard
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and then pubbies wonder why i hold them in contempt
