Willy Potter and the Banished Broomsticks

[ChildhoodObesity]

We had planned on doing an official writeup for our thread, but Ziggy had quidditch practice today. Here's what we came up with:

“WILLY POTTER AND THE BANISHED BROOMSTICKS”
------------ROUGH DRAFT/BRAINSTORM SESSION------------
1. African children (compare brodgar noobs to starving african children)
2. Dis bashing roads, not Expecting Patronum (silver patronus is kinda like cum) revenge
3. Willy potter and his friends investigate the case of disappearing roads????!!!
4. they gotta take a flying car cuz their brooms were hex’d (ye liek the ron had 1 XD) (add the gif from the movie)
5. Compare Ainran to Somalian pirates attacking the developed countries like Nigeria (Someone had a pirate hat on the Dis side)

To expand on this: Nigeria is developed by african standards, but they lack the white culture needed to develop.
http://faculty.georgetown.edu/mh5/class ... eloped.pdf

6. talk about how we would be better somalian pirates than them if we had a boat (link https://www.gofundme.com/2hs8gptg)
7. please keep reading xd vid coming soon!!!
8. arvin went 2 toilet but he’s pro for not shitting himself XD lol cuz hes autistic - golden odditown post
9. Aurelie cheated on willy potter with draco malfoy (teleskop)
10. Great Houses/Goons/Amish Paradise are aurors ← DEFENDING WILLY POTTER
11. the battle starts and dark forces start gathering up, but willy’s wizards power is too much to handle
12. MAGIC MISSILES FROM BUNZIUS BLACK
13. ladygoo is beaten, captured by willy and dark forces finally break up, running from the battlefield (17v17, like 11 muggles died)
14. muggles were hiding in house they thought they stole willy potters invisiblity cloak but it doesnt work when muggles wear it
15. dedication to cecelia
16. shelgrid rapes willy as always, saying “you did good today william” as he cums ← ending

willy potter smelled muggle filth and killed them all with wizard magic ← VERY IMPORTANT


Today was a difficult day for Willy Potter. Slytherin had bashed his broomsticks right before his quidditch match against New Brodgar, and he was ver



live footage from the brodgar siege










VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSSVtW7OKo&feature=youtu.be

[Teleskop]

fuck i wish the factions i join were good at least one time

[NOOBY93]

ez

[spawningmink]

fuck i wish the factions i join were good at least one time

stop complaining

[Pupsi]

it was so gooood

[overtyped]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M Here is another video of ainran trying to defend their siege base, while they get picked off by people who know what they are doing.

[bmjclark]

Well boys, at least we got step one right. We closed the door!

PS: Seeing as it's now clear bob dole is with odditown, can i get a refund on my hiroshima?

[NaoWhut]

It's so beautiful

[ArvinJA]

PS: Seeing as it's now clear bob dole is with odditown

What?

[Robben_DuMarsch]

Ainran.
Always delusional.
Never good.