“WILLY POTTER AND THE BANISHED BROOMSTICKS”
------------ROUGH DRAFT/BRAINSTORM SESSION------------
1. African children (compare brodgar noobs to starving african children)
2. Dis bashing roads, not Expecting Patronum (silver patronus is kinda like cum) revenge
3. Willy potter and his friends investigate the case of disappearing roads????!!!
4. they gotta take a flying car cuz their brooms were hex’d (ye liek the ron had 1 XD) (add the gif from the movie)
5. Compare Ainran to Somalian pirates attacking the developed countries like Nigeria (Someone had a pirate hat on the Dis side)
To expand on this: Nigeria is developed by african standards, but they lack the white culture needed to develop.
http://faculty.georgetown.edu/mh5/class ... eloped.pdf
6. talk about how we would be better somalian pirates than them if we had a boat (link https://www.gofundme.com/2hs8gptg)
7. please keep reading xd vid coming soon!!!
8. arvin went 2 toilet but he’s pro for not shitting himself XD lol cuz hes autistic - golden odditown post
9. Aurelie cheated on willy potter with draco malfoy (teleskop)
10. Great Houses/Goons/Amish Paradise are aurors ← DEFENDING WILLY POTTER
11. the battle starts and dark forces start gathering up, but willy’s wizards power is too much to handle
12. MAGIC MISSILES FROM BUNZIUS BLACK
13. ladygoo is beaten, captured by willy and dark forces finally break up, running from the battlefield (17v17, like 11 muggles died)
14. muggles were hiding in house they thought they stole willy potters invisiblity cloak but it doesnt work when muggles wear it
15. dedication to cecelia
16. shelgrid rapes willy as always, saying “you did good today william” as he cums ← ending
willy potter smelled muggle filth and killed them all with wizard magic ← VERY IMPORTANT
Today was a difficult day for Willy Potter. Slytherin had bashed his broomsticks right before his quidditch match against New Brodgar, and he was ver
live footage from the brodgar siege
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faSSVtW ... e=youtu.be
