Petition for Lord of War

[bubba]

I also am all for this. Maybe just a temp ban to let him calm his posting but he posts the largest amount of shit of all our haven shitposters. The rest atleast keep it generaly in ICA but the problem is he does it everywhere. He has even posted completly wrong information in HDI and randomly started posting in D&T. He has posted some usefull and ontopic thungs but he has a much larger amount of shitposts than useful posts. Also the main problem is the amount not just what he shitposts. 600+ posts isnt much in the time his account has been on forums comparativly to the larger posters but the problem is almost all of them have been in the last month. He went from nothing to one of the higher counts really fast. Just give him a temp ban and warning or if nothing else could you just calm your posting Lord of Shit.

[Vaku]

Any against?

Hypocrisy overwhelming. Such witch hunt. Wow.

I'll quote the rule,

5. Spam

Please refrain from offtopic chatting in important threads like the server status thread.
Put some effort into your posting! We would like to see some actual discussion not empty "+1" posts like this or much worse like that

The only example provided for an important thread is the Server Status Thread, therefore the implication of "important" includes threads that are primarily official as posted by the developers or forum moderators.

Moreover, the threshold for thoughtful posts is anything more effortful than writing "+1" or using only the quote function, per the "much worse" example.

Therefore, several posts in this thread, which are simply quotes, may be considered spamming.

Also, this,

Stop requesting character wipes...

Though these rules are from a time when the forums were abuzz with in-game character wipes, you're calling for what is essentially a character wipe by wiping the post-count and deletion of Lord_of_War's posts.

This attack and defense for moderation on Lord_of_War's account is incredibly petty and this thread should be closed, if not in the very least, merged with the appropriate thread, "A Plea for Moderation."

And look at me being so edgy breaking the rules,

If you feel a post breaks one of these rules, please use the Report button instead of replying to it in the thread.

I deserve a warning, if not a lengthy ban for being a disobedient asshat and upsetting all of you with such high decorum.

Hypocrisy overwhelming. Such witch hunt. Wow.

[bubba]

Vaku read the bottom post in Rules. On phone so cant quote but Jackard says Low content shitposting like "UMAD?" Is bannable.

[Vaku]

Vaku read the bottom post in Rules. On phone so cant quote but Jackard says Low content shitposting like "UMAD?" Is bannable.

Review the 600+ posts for phrases where only "UMAD" or comparable appear. I can tell you now that none exist. Lord_of_War at his very "worst" has put more effort in every one of his posts than is required by the English language by including a verb, a noun, and punctuation. The "Low Content" phrase is incredibly subjective and should only be measured by the example given, "UMAD."

I challenge you and any who want to oust Lord_of_War by creating a clause for the Rule Page which can be applied to ALL of you, where each of you, except for Lord_of_War, meet the standard.

What's Bannable on the range of Low to High content?

[bubba]

Vaku read the bottom post in Rules. On phone so cant quote but Jackard says Low content shitposting like "UMAD?" Is bannable.

Review the 600+ posts for phrases where only "UMAD" or comparable appear. I can tell you now that none exist. Lord_of_War at his very "worst" has put more effort in every one of his posts than is required by the English language by including a verb, a noun, and punctuation. The "Low Content" phrase is incredibly subjective and should only be measured by the example given, "UMAD."

I challenge you and any who want to oust Lord_of_War by creating a clause for the Rule Page which can be applied to ALL of you, where each of you, except for Lord_of_War, meet the standard.

What's Bannable on the range of Low to High content?

Im on a phone or i would pull out many posts such as that which are low content from LoW's post history. Altough i think the mods should be atleast a little more strict on rules and temp ban multiple people for low content posts another one being with his repeated "no balls" posts also many others with just "Come at me" and another big one "1v1 me bro". Last one only bannable when being used after everypost and not giving any information on who should come ect ect. So im not just targeting LoW i think the mods should be stricter to everyone.

[jordancoles]

As someone who has been a moderator for Seatribe forums, let me just say that "deleting" all of his posts is a big job and to actually do it would be fairly retarded.

[ginazar]

OMG i just look his postcount and it was 690, in a minute 700+

[Lord_of_War]

OMG i just look his postcount and it was 690, in a minute 700+

Are you counting? Im certainly not. And how is that relevant?

[ginazar]

OMG i just look his postcount and it was 690, in a minute 700+

Are you counting? Im certainly not. And how is that relevant?

omg, in a minute, how much complete, interesting and coherent posts can an human write? i think 1 or 2, not 10.

[strpk0]

here's my petition

could you kindly shut the FUCK UP ALREADY