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I am The Carpeter

Postby Bhuritengu » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:39 pm

I am but one man, wandering the wilderness with one purpose.

My purpose to carpet.

I am The Carpeter.


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I roam these lands, searching for the best trees to turn into lush, quality wooden carpets to blanket the unforgiving forest floor so that others may roam free barefoot without fear of a thorn ruining their otherwise wonderful time.


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I carpet these trees.

I carpet them good.


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Only then may others freely enjoy what my carpets have to offer.



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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby BallisticMeat » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:08 pm

Where did your shirt and pants go? :lol:
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby AAlex » Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:54 pm

Best thread in 7 months
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby dagrimreefah » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:23 pm

Its funny how you lose your clothing as the story unfolds :lol:
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby painhertz » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:50 pm

He's a stripper/carpeter.
"I shall PERSONALLY witness for you at the shiny, chrome gates of Valhalla!"
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby jordancoles » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:52 pm

Best. Thread. Ever.
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:

Check out my pro-tips thread
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby Colin500 » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:36 pm

Make some more D:
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby zmurrell » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:04 am

Awww ye son I need to get back on my lost pants thread but lag no help find pants :(

great thread btw
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby sabinati » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:24 am

go on...
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Re: I am The Carpeter

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:54 am

I look forward to your next thread: I am The Cock
btaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.

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