I am The Carpeter

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Bhuritengu
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I am The Carpeter

Post by Bhuritengu »

I am but one man, wandering the wilderness with one purpose.

My purpose to carpet.

I am The Carpeter.


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I roam these lands, searching for the best trees to turn into lush, quality wooden carpets to blanket the unforgiving forest floor so that others may roam free barefoot without fear of a thorn ruining their otherwise wonderful time.


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I carpet these trees.

I carpet them good.


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Only then may others freely enjoy what my carpets have to offer.



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BallisticMeat
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Where did your shirt and pants go? :lol:
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AAlex
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Best thread in 7 months
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Its funny how you lose your clothing as the story unfolds :lol:
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He's a stripper/carpeter.
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Best. Thread. Ever.
Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off. :lol:
Check out my pro-tips thread
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Colin500
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Make some more D:
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zmurrell
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Awww ye son I need to get back on my lost pants thread but lag no help find pants :(

great thread btw
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go on...
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I look forward to your next thread: I am The Cock
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