Soviet Russia, Croatia

[Skorm]

Who is that guy for asking Soviet Russia's citizens anything without reasons?

presumably he's the guy that's going to kill you and everyone else in soviet russia...

that would make more sense....

[Skorm]

well either way, yes, the history says that SR raided Croatia for a ?? reason (maybe they didnt had one ) blaming croatia for killing one em, just to let you guys know, croatia either dont haver murder or are way to weak to even hunt. SR camped the vll to kill as many ppl as possible, stole their goods in cart and left, about that insult , WTF ? first make one that i can read whitout saying "lol" every 3 lines, im atheist, and i dont give a bloody fuck about your religion , calling me satan for me is actually something good, i am the one who fight againts good ? Sounds like a title.

[barabashka]

They still don't have murder?

[CodenameB]

Amazing, you traced me to my fire from the scent that was inside my own town from killing the alt of a friend. Wow, not only to you abuse glitches, you're a liar too.

[barabashka]

Oh, shi~~~
Where I'm say about tracing ur town from murdering scent?

[CodenameB]

Oh, shi~~~
Where I'm say about tracing ur town from murdering scent?

I mean, since you are replying to Skorm's post about us allegedly killing one of your people, you are implying that I did it.

If you can't tell from my bunny slippers and complete lack of head armor and weapons, none of us could have killed one of you even if we found you AFK. Really now, do you honesty expect anyone to believe that a village that was a few weeks old could kill one of your people with your armor and stats? Please, at least come up with a believable excuse when you want to wipe out someone who didn't do anything to you.

Edit: I realize now that when you say that, you mean that you attacked us for some reason other than killing one of your people. So I guess it was just a random attack to loot a bunch of people then eh? Good to know that Soviet Russia is just a bunch of dirty thieves and murderers, rather than just liars. Though I don't know why you took that obviously bias screenshot if you didn't plan to use it to weasel your way out of this.

[Skorm]

They still don't have murder?

You might wanna take care of yourself and your vill, if someone using bunny slipers and a stone axe can kill one of you i dont wanna know what a fully geared warrior can do. Srly, you wnt me to belive that guy killed one of you ?

[Onionfighter]

I still use stone axes, and there are probably some experienced people who still wear bunny slippers.

[Dataslycer]

Well people do get summoned using stone axe if they use it for butchering or cutting trees. As for the bunny slippers, it's for the agility rather than the non-breakability but highly established ones use ranger boots.

[sirlagsalot]

>wiping out Croatia for no reason?
>presumably he's the guy that's going to kill you and everyone else in soviet russia...
>It certainly sounds to me like you're trying very hard to insult someone, and if isn't the village you apparently wiped out, then you're insulting the people who are going to kill you for it
>Лазим рядом с деревней увидели труп одного из наших товарищей на их территории
>Так это кажись тот самый Путин который к моей старой деревне таран прикатывал





Anything fucking else you are willing to know? ^_^ No? ^_^ Then, again:

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

Thou art a turkish imp, the damned devil's brother and friend, and a secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight art thou that cannot slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou a son of a bitch wilt not ever make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou art the Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian villain, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, a fool before our God, a grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. Thou wilt not even be herding Christian pigs. Now we shall conclude, for we don't know the date and don't have a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year in the book, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Koshovyi Otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

Sincerely not yours, bypasser.