King of the ever-changing white-washed racist hill of crap

[rye130]

I call in ElGato, who kills you all for taking his hill (which has a long Russian name he can't remember).

[ElGato]

I call in ElGato, who kills you all for taking his hill (which has a long Russian name he can't remember).

to be fair it was German but, me knowing no other language than English, I didn't know

[DaMaGe]

meanwhile in an obscure island off the coast of brazil, evil scientists use their awesome powers to raise:
A DIRT MOUND!
everyone migrates to it. The old hill is simultaneously destroyed. everyone dies but me. my hill

No, the zebras get drowned in the water in the hole.

[Wolfang]

Except for the fact that

MEANWHILE IN FINLAND THEY MAKE A MOUND OF DEAD RUSSIANS SKULLS!

[saltmummy626]

I take up position on the Brazilian hill and direct bombing runs on the skull hill! WAR! BLOOD! FIRE!!!

[DaMaGe]

its still my hill

[Winterbrass]

Nuke it. Twice. From orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[saltmummy626]

its still my hill

Air marshal saltmummy reporting for duty sir.

[edit]
should we get to the bunkers sir?

[DaMaGe]

NUKES! *runs away*

[SacreDoom]

*Eats some pie*

I win.