King of the ever-changing white-washed racist hill of crap

[aso11]

I have the urge.. to cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.
Cheesecake wins.

[zacty]

i buy a pie, put in a cheesecake, and put the cheesecake in a wedding cake.

i eat the chee-ca-pie and watch the ensuing show.

[SacreDoom]

I find a piece of toilet paper on the street and throw it at your chee-ca-pie, and watch it explode. (yes, it's explosive toilet paper, want some?)

[zacty]

I find a piece of toilet paper on the street and throw it at your chee-ca-pie, and watch it explode. (yes, it's explosive toilet paper, want some?)

*raises an army and charges the hill* FOR THE CHEE-CA-PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aso11]

*summons Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom! SNAKE! It's a snake!*
*annoys the shit out of everyone*
My hill.

[SacreDoom]

*Uses muffle-spell on your stupid badger shitty thingie*

*Summons the fat, giant evil clown AKA John the Cookie*

My hill.

[aso11]

*calls in hank, as he has experience fighting evil clowns*
*hank guns down the evil clown with an HMG*
Roawr

[SacreDoom]

*Summons Son-Gohan the ugly dude from Dragon Ball*

KA.... ME..... KA.... ME.... HAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa.... Aaaaaaaaaaaa... arh

my hill.

[cgbnab]

*finds a mine on the hill across the river from the ever-changing white-washed racist piece of crap and sets up a claim with brickwalls and palisades*

*sits back and watches everyone fight over the ever-changing white-washed racist piece of crap while having serva-err, friends cart out assloads of gold ore*

[NaoWhut]

I move so fast i just become a few lines...
and when i punch you there's sparks flying
everywhere and i go constipated for 5 episodes
so that you can't even imagine how powerfull
i am until you go constipated too and your
hair trails on the floor behind you and glows.