A tragedy has befallen Caketown

[kaka]

I logged in last night and saw Rift down in the mine, as usual,
holding a barrel of beer up high (apparently, that's how he drinks).
Some words made it through between the gulps...
"need more *gulp* strength *gulp* king of *gulp gulp* north"

I noticed that the cheese production he'd been taking care of had
stalled and asked him about it, and got the reply:
"not worth the *gulp* effort, cave cheddar *gulp* to weak".
But before I had the chance to tell him about the tier 4 cheese,
he stumbled over his chest of bear bangers and fell on his fist.

It was truly a sad sight... Rift, a.k.a. Fist of the North Star, now
lying there in a pool of... ehm... beer.

Anyway, we had a great run and your beer-/cheese-/silk-making will be missed.

R.I.P.

[Rift]

It was a great day.

[Potjeh]

Wait, what happened?

[Rift]

I died do to overindulgence on beer and my inability to notice the chest infront of me. My fist accidently killed myself.

[Rugs]

Rift was actually killed a day ago in Caketown by me.

I have the key to pretty much every town and Caketown is no exception.


That's what you get for being afk in a mine.

DEATH.

BY RUGS.

[Rift]

lol, lies... no one has keys to caketowns vault [where i died] :p

[Rugs]

lol, lies... no one has keys to caketowns vault :p

That's what they said about Pinevalley.

[Jackard]

farewell rift. ill always look back fondly on the good times we never had

[Blaze]

WHAAAAAA?

At least tell me you were full tradition.

[Rift]

its entirely possible.