stolen goods for chickens

[JayTheGreatest]

hello it is glorious afternoon

i am to be selling stolen goods in exchange for delicious chickens

chickens come in inventories and are good for the soul! i am to be wanting six chickens and in exchange i will be to give you stolen objects of not very much value. please, come into my office and be to explaining your name and where you live, and if i have finding packages for you it will be to have been returned to you for a low, low price of six chickens per package.

unless i am to be needing more chests to protect my delicious, delicious chickens, and then i will be needing boards of wood and also the chickens.

ps: please to not be selling to me stolen chickens =( they do not taste the same

[Krakatoah]

NI HAO.

[theTrav]

Greetings and good night delicious customer.

You offer has been selected random lucky offer!

Please set up us the package in due course via courier.

Your payment has already approved and will greet you some villainy.

We look forward to soon meeting.