A tragedy has befallen Caketown

[JTG]

Point is as soon as I know for a fact who you are and If you are finished, the game is going to move from alt thieves to mass town killings.

[theTrav]

rift''s just a nice gentle orphan lass now.. she gives away shiny apples to weary travellers.

I require several... THOUSAND apples

edit: Shinniness is not required

[Rift]

Point is as soon as I know for a fact who you are and If you are finished, the game is going to move from alt thieves to mass town killings.

i am slightly scared that you suggest that i was the only one stopping the mass destruction of towns globally. It's not like i was the strongest in the game or anything, hell, i wasn't even the strongest in my village.

[theTrav]

i am slightly scared that you suggest that i was the only one stopping the mass destruction of towns globally. It's not like i was the strongest in the game or anything, hell, i wasn't even the strongest in my village.

YEAH!

If only join date and post count was the same as combat effectiveness.

[KoE]

I have to agree with Potjeh. This has to be one of the most epic deaths ever. Or at least most hilarious.

Good sir, you have made my day via liver destruction.

[Errol]

'tis certainly the most dwarven death you could hope for. Worth recording in epics.

[Potjeh]

800 strength

How did you get your hands on 6407 Big Bear Bangers?

[kimya]

he stole em from raephire.