what is your worst crimes

[JomeTheHuscarl]

I stole a rowboat in active murder scene.

The victim dropped single line "fuc*er" and though it's likely he said it to the murderer, it struck to my heart.

You mean someone was killing another guy and you just stole his rowboat?

How rude. You should atleast have finished the guy off.

[mipmiopin]

You mean someone was killing another guy and you just stole his rowboat?

How rude. You should atleast have finished the guy off.

RRRRRRRAWBOAT FFFFFATALITYYIIIEEEAHHHH!!

[JomeTheHuscarl]

ROW ROW kill the BASTARD!

[Ahhburn]

I once stuffed 11 cookies into this guy's VCR. For the record though, it was his fault. Who even has a VCR anymore? Then I proceeded to make a rocking house out of the wood of his entertainment system. Then I stole the magic of mall Santa's from boys and girls by proving they're fake, and to top it off I press every single button on a Empire State Building elevator just to annoy the guy who was on it with me. What can I say? I'm cold.

[babyhero09]

I steal from active people and i eat there food..............

[overtyped]

I used to go down rivers into peoples homes, id never steal anything. I would take all their boats and put them on the other side of the rivers then cut down every single tree on their island and take all the logs and turn all the logs into buckets. The entire island
Please let us know of your heinous and your intricate acts.

How do you sleep at night?

well i sleep easily because they wouldnt be able to track scents because there wouldnt be any. Also even if i left scents they couldnt track me because they would be stranded on their island without a single tree to make a boat.

[aso11]

I used to go down rivers into peoples homes, id never steal anything. I would take all their boats and put them on the other side of the rivers then cut down every single tree on their island and take all the logs and turn all the logs into buckets. The entire island
Please let us know of your heinous and your intricate acts.

How do you sleep at night?

well i sleep easily because they wouldnt be able to track scents because there wouldnt be any. Also even if i left scents they couldnt track me because they would be stranded on their island without a single tree to make a boat.

And if they can swim, like good normal people?

[overtyped]

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And if they can swim, like good normal people?[/quote]

Alot of people cant swim. Even if they can swim you will still have gotten alot of good lp from cutting the trees and making buckets. The thought of what the people will think when they see they cant get off the island is enough to drive me to cut down all their trees and make it into buckets when normally id be too lazy to do it for lp.

[burgingham]

Terrorizing the whole population of world 2.

[Jackard]

I stole a rowboat in active murder scene.The victim dropped single line "fuc*er" and though it's likely he said it to the murderer, it struck to my heart.

well done