what is your worst crimes

[SacreDoom]

I killed a guy called John Pea Pie once.

... Ironic thing was that he had a lot of pea pies in his inventory...

[DaMaGe]

I killed an innocent, poor little rat with my sling, just for 15 lp.
That was a good day...
Also, I once stole a q28 sling from a unclaimed settlement!

[Lman8786]

I stole the key to a city that was brick walled in and they couldnt get out ha ha

[Repercussionist]

I stole the key to a city that was brick walled in and they couldnt get out ha ha

I destroyed the only xroad out of a city that had no gate, and two layers of walls.

But seriously, I could publish a book of all the naughtiness I've partaken in.

[stuntman021]

I killed a guy called John Pea Pie once.

... Ironic thing was that he had a lot of pea pies in his inventory...

That's not ironic. You would expect a guy named John Pea Pie to have a lot of pea pies, wouldn't you?

[Lman8786]

I killed a guy called John Pea Pie once.

... Ironic thing was that he had a lot of pea pies in his inventory...

That's not ironic. You would expect a guy named John Pea Pie to have a lot of pea pies, wouldn't you?

true that

[aso11]

I stole the key to a city that was brick walled in and they couldnt get out ha ha

I destroyed the only xroad out of a city that had no gate, and two layers of walls.

But seriously, I could publish a book of all the naughtiness I've partaken in.

this post made my rapidly-diminishing day.

[SacreDoom]

I killed a guy called John Pea Pie once.

... Ironic thing was that he had a lot of pea pies in his inventory...

That's not ironic. You would expect a guy named John Pea Pie to have a lot of pea pies, wouldn't you?

Well duh, I was being Ironic when I said t'was ironic.

ironic irony ftw.

[DatOneGuy]

It's not ironic at all, it's coincidental, unless he did it on purpose.

Anyways, it's still hilarious, who the hell names their guy John Pea Pie

[DatOneGuy]

I killed a guy called John Pea Pie once.

... Ironic thing was that he had a lot of pea pies in his inventory...

That's not ironic. You would expect a guy named John Pea Pie to have a lot of pea pies, wouldn't you?

Well duh, I was being Ironic when I said t'was ironic.

ironic irony ftw.

OH THE IRONING!