Fucked up Dreams

[Panel9]

I was dreaming about me lying in bed, I saw myself lying there and sleeping in third person.
Then I realized that I, the spectator, had a body and became self aware. I started touching the sleeping me around the neck and arms, now seeing that my new arms were just huge rusty blades somehow grafted to my shoulders.

So there was this blade armed beast caressing my arms and cheeks gently while I was asleep, for what felt like hours.

I woke up with a boner.

[Cknfrydsteak]

I will spare you what type of scent I left, as it is pretty disgusting to do that on a palisade wall.

This was a haven and hearth dream... I had gone onto some abandoned looking claim and decided I wanted to... Do something on it. I left blue scents all over the place. I then proceeded to go back to my super fortress. One of my friends had left all the gates open, real smart. This guy who looks like a ranger with a bear cape barges in my timber house, and then runs at me and whacks me with a sword. He chased me all around the camp before I eventually left combat with him and logged off. I then woke up, still scared that I was going to lose my character.

Another "I'ma get murdered!" dream.

I was stealing from some moron's claim, as they had left all their cast iron unprotected. This is unlike me in game though, so I'm not sure why I was doing it. I went back to my new village and cheered. A few hours later, one of Sodom's ranger's barges in and says "Prepare to die, cast iron theif!" He chased me all around the village idol, and the whole time I was screaming "I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!!! I'LL GIVE IT BACK, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!" I woke up, face red and felt like sombody was choking me at around 8:30 AM.

[Comrun]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?

[aso11]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?

whut?

[Comrun]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?

whut?

Its an internet meme. Whenever someone tells a scary story that sucks really bad, you say, "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?"

Here is the original story that its from:

so ur in ur car makin out with ur huney, wen u get a call.
u answer phone and man voice say "wut r u doin with mai daughter?"
then she says tat hur dad is dead.

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


Understand?

[Sarchi]

Yes, of course.

[kLauE]

the judge dredd part is epic. BURN MODDAFUCKA JEW BURN LOOOOL

[DatOneGuy]

I was dreaming about me lying in bed, I saw myself lying there and sleeping in third person.
Then I realized that I, the spectator, had a body and became self aware. I started touching the sleeping me around the neck and arms, now seeing that my new arms were just huge rusty blades somehow grafted to my shoulders.

So there was this blade armed beast caressing my arms and cheeks gently while I was asleep, for what felt like hours.

I woke up with a boner.

Damn that shit would get me all hot and bothered. Dem salad fingas

[cultist]

is racism tolerated on forums?
i better bring the hitler jokes next time i visit.

[Gh0stw0lf]

I'll share one I had last night actually. I was working at the front desk of a hotel, checking in when a gang of asians bust in behind me holding up uzis and threatening to burn the place to the ground if we don't give them the 'item'. I tell them I don't know what the item is but before the words come out of my mouth, one of them punches me in the the gut.

I fall to the ground (although I didn't feel any pain) and then I start pulling moves like Neo from the Matrix taking them out one by one doing awesome flips in the process. Then here comes the weird part, I look in the mirror AND I'M ASIAN. (I'm mexican) I grab my face

Then the dream ends.

According to Freud, I'm jealous of Asians so I want to be one.

Who would've thunk?