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sabinati
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Re: Holiday Celebration
well sodom already celebrated a holiday
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bitza
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Re: Holiday Celebration
fixedDanno wrote: He'd probably give everyone a large, penis-shaped present with colourful wrapping and bows. What could be inside?! We'd open it up to find our characters knee deep in coal.
Karede wrote: It takes a special kind of autism to play this game
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Sever
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Re: Holiday Celebration
You missed a spot.bitza wrote:fixedDanno wrote: He'd probably give everyone a large, penis-shaped present with colourful wrapping and bows. What could be inside?! We'd open it up to find our characters knee deep in cocks.
Come back two hours earlier.
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Cajoes
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Re: Holiday Celebration
Yule Goat.
It's a tradition that predates Christianity, but before Saint Nicholaus mutated into Saint Nick (or Santa Claus) the scandinavians had a large goat that would kick down your door and demand gifts and make sure you were doing it right. 'It' being Yule-tide preperations. It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
While the original version was somewhat debatable, it was also a tradition to hide a straw goat on your neighbour's lot. Without him noticing it. Possibly as a effigy to distract the Yule Goats attention away from your own farm.
It's a tradition that predates Christianity, but before Saint Nicholaus mutated into Saint Nick (or Santa Claus) the scandinavians had a large goat that would kick down your door and demand gifts and make sure you were doing it right. 'It' being Yule-tide preperations. It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
While the original version was somewhat debatable, it was also a tradition to hide a straw goat on your neighbour's lot. Without him noticing it. Possibly as a effigy to distract the Yule Goats attention away from your own farm.
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cgbnab
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Re: Holiday Celebration
Cajoes wrote:Yule Goat.
It's a tradition that predates Christianity, but before Saint Nicholaus mutated into Saint Nick (or Santa Claus) the scandinavians had a large goat that would kick down your door and demand gifts and make sure you were doing it right. 'It' being Yule-tide preperations. It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
While the original version was somewhat debatable, it was also a tradition to hide a straw goat on your neighbour's lot. Without him noticing it. Possibly as a effigy to distract the Yule Goats attention away from your own farm.
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I would like to volunteer to play the role of the Yule Goat.Cajoes wrote:It would steal valuables, frighten your children into submission, shag your wife, drink all your booze, and if you'd been a good little peasant, it'd leave a gift of blocks of wood... Which it'd usually propel violently towards your face or back of head.
On an unrelated note, I am a proud member of the Church of Sabinate. Gib monies and don't get repotted!burgingham wrote:More ways to get raped are always good.
