Special deal: Silver for the Ferryman for honey! Cheap!

[spectacle]

It is a sad story, yet one we hear far to often; another hearthling has drowned, torn away from their friends and loved ones much too soon.
The bereaved are left wondering, how did this happen? Could we have avoided this tragedy somehow?

The good news is, YOU CAN! For just one bucket of honey (10l) of any quality, you can buy one of our silver rings and bribe your way back to life!
Laugh Death in the face as the Ferryman boats you safely to the shore! Enjoy a relaxing swim with complete safety. Buy several and share them with your kin, don't let the people important to you drown!

You may ask, how can these rings be so cheap?! The answer is that I have a personal supplier of silver who is willing to produce rings for far less than the market price, when its for such a good cause.

Do not hesitate, order now! Remember, Ferryman Rings SAVE LIVES!

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Here is the saint!
Oh how mercyful for guys who'll be drowned.

I really want that I should collect honey immediately.

[Sordo]

I'll give you a q10 piece of fir bough, and 4 q10 branches for a crate full.

[spectacle]

Sorry, not interested in boughs at this time, only honey.