Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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jorb
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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A little divine punishment every now and then keeps the rabble in line. :)
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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If Jorb had a username what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, Jorb is great
Yeah, yeah, Jorb is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if Jorb was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the boat
Trying to make his way home

If Jorb had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like Haven and in Lofter and the server
and all the codes

Trying to make his way home
Back up to Haven all alone
Nobody PMing on the forums
'cept for the Potjeh sitting at home
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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They could be that n00b in a straw hat that you just told to go away.
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Grog
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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Shask wrote:They could be that n00b in a straw hat that you just told to go away.
i like that idea - like you missed a chance to receive a pink cape because you didnt help that noob
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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Lusewing wrote:If Jorb had a username what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, Jorb is great
Yeah, yeah, Jorb is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if Jorb was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the boat
Trying to make his way home

If Jorb had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like Haven and in Lofter and the server
and all the codes

Trying to make his way home
Back up to Haven all alone
Nobody PMing on the forums
'cept for the Potjeh sitting at home
Is this a parody? I feel like I should know this from somewhere...
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Igglebert
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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It's some old song from the 90's I think it was called "What if God was one of us?"
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

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Igglebert wrote:It's some old song from the 90's I think it was called "What if God was one of us?"
It parodises a song put up on Youtube by Jotun, called "What if Jorb wasn't autistic"
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Re: Where exactly are Jorb and Loftar in the Hearthlands?

Post by Grog »

and what about loftar? :D
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