Jesus River!

[Zigabogado]

So, I was exploring. And I stumbled upon a river, that was truly made by Jesus himself. Or something.


The first part~

Second~

And last, which ends in a small island

I find this true evidence that Jorb is religious.
/discuss

[cmensock]

Because a thin strip of shallow water can be explained by nothing else but an act of god.

[Kaios]

testify

[Zigabogado]

Because a thin strip of shallow water can be explained by nothing else but an act of god.

YES. An act of god, precisely.

[Stinkfoot]

He's a-walkin' on water!

[D00mHouse]

He's a-walkin' THROUGH water!

His legs are submerged in water.

[Zigabogado]

Non-believers!
Jorb, Loftar! Stone them!

[cgbnab]

Because a thin strip of shallow water can be explained by nothing else but an act of god.

God created the world.

Jorbtar's computer created the Hearthlands.

Jorbtar's computer is the Hearthland's God by analogy (that's right Jorb and Loftar are just Jesus and the Holy Ghost).

Any act of Jorbtar's computer is an act of God.

This was an act of God.

[Fantastication]

Because a thin strip of shallow water can be explained by nothing else but an act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world.

Jorbtar's computer created the Hearthlands.

Jorbtar's computer is the Hearthland's Flying Spaghetti Monster by analogy (that's right Jorb and Loftar are just His Noodly Appendages).

Any act of Jorbtar's computer is an act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This was an act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Grog]

Because a thin strip of shallow water can be explained by nothing else but an act of god.

God created the world.

Jorbtar's computer created the Hearthlands.

Jorbtar's computer is the Hearthland's God by analogy (that's right Jorb and Loftar are just Jesus and the Holy Ghost).

Any act of Jorbtar's computer is an act of God.

This was an act of God.

skip that just

btw: sorry about the spaghetti monster, but i ate it