Jesus River!

[howyadoin988]

Because a thin strip of shallow water can be explained by nothing else but an act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world.

Jorbtar's computer created the Hearthlands.

Jorbtar's computer is the Hearthland's Flying Spaghetti Monster by analogy (that's right Jorb and Loftar are just His Noodly Appendages).

Any act of Jorbtar's computer is an act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

This was an act of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Nonsense. Everybody knows that Flying Spaghetti Monsters are an exclusively Russian phenomenon.

[sabinati]

hey guy i saw this river

[partinez]

Nonsense. Everybody knows that Flying Spaghetti Monsters are an exclusively Russian phenomenon.

In Soviet Russia, spaghetti makes you

[joseboda]

I can do better

[Grog]

have seen better. bug. guy standing ON the water, just yesterday. forget the pic -.-

[Zigabogado]

You guys are missing the essence. It wasn't the player, that was the topic.
It was the river.
The river of Jeebus Chwist.

[Zigabogado]

Here's an example of using Jesus River in everyday chat.

[cgbnab]

Here's an example of using Jesus River in everyday chat.

So we now know you live nearby it.

Raiders will find it within days, and from there, your encampment.

Congratulations. Now get a palisade up.

[Zigabogado]

Already being done~

[DatOneGuy]

You wake up to find yourself dead.

3 Hearthdays later you are found behind a stone on Jesus River.

You attempt to swim, but you don't have gills and quickly drown.


JESUS RIVER!