A moose bit my sister

[Trismegisto]

WARNING: Do not carve your initials, or anything else, into a Moose, especially a Swedish Moose, with the sharpened end of an Interspace Toothbrush! Or any other sharp and/or sharpened object! It will bite you, and that will hurt! Also the people at Monty Python will sack you, and the person after you, and replace you both with people who only talk about Llamas!

Sorry, but already I have read El Quijote.

Are you John Cleese? Or her cousin?

Sweden=snow. Sweden=Ibrahimovic (yeah, it's a swedish name; jorb is Jorbardo Inuit von People und Erik the Redmovic).

But Sweden it is also= Anita Ekberg. Yeah, I love sweden.

But, one more time, what about the moose?

[sabinati]

i'm gonna need some pics of said moose and sister

[Sarge]

Is your sister's name Josan?

[cgbnab]

i'm gonna need some pics of said moose and sister

Sans clothes.

Except for the moose.

He/she should be dressed in proper moose attire, preferrably circa 1943.