DEAR CHUCK NORRIS.

[Kipperdipper]

You failed.
That village was depending on you. and you fucking failed. sad.


UNFORTUNATELY I DID NOT GET PICTURES because I didn't deem it important enough.
however, here's the story:


So me and my hunting partner were searching around for boars & bears to kill (intestines mostly) to the far north of our village.
we came across this village somewhere, which had been completely wiped off the map pretty much.
some walls still standing, mostly not so.
all items inside either destroyed or damaged, maybe some stolen.
TONNES of murder, assault and battery scents, along with theft scents too.

just at where the front gate would've been (at the waterfront) there was two runes sitting there:

"Chuck Norris defends this village"
"Chuck Norris failed"

[DeviateScaleCodpiece]

What are you talking about, mang? That's why everything's destroyed. No one can destroy the village now.

Why? Because it's already destroyed. IT'S THE PERFECT DEFENSE!

[WarpedWiseMan]

I thought this was a good place to post this. Enjoy.

Epic rap battles of history: Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris

He may have failed to defend that village because they sucked.