Alt Murder

[Canaris]

Okay, I want some of my alts killed off and right when I want a bear or a boar I can't find any (it's night at the moment anyway).

They're all new characters with almost no LP applied to them. I really can't be assed to grind for enough LP to get swimming.

PM me and I'll give you the hearth secret of the first one, and once he's dead we'll move on to the next.

[Kaios]

Sooooo you're asking people to come all the way to you, kill your alts which have little to no LP on them, meaning they will get even less than nothing basically, and you posted this in dwarves and thieves????

[Canaris]

Well, I'm looking for people to do something. Thus, posted it in Dwarves and Thieves.

Hey, you never know. There's a chance people just like to kill other people just to do it.

Like wringing a rabbit's neck. It's satisfying.

[Kaios]

"Find a group or village to play with here."

??????

[Canaris]

"Company of Dwarves seeking thief for dangerous mission."

I'm seeking someone to assist me in committing suicide. I don't see the problem.

EDIT: Actually, I apologize. I didn't mean to insult you. I was a bit hasty with my words.

[Kaios]

I didn't quote my self I quoted someone who quoted me but edited what I actually said and I thought it was funny

[Canaris]

I didn't quote my self I quoted someone who quoted me but edited what I actually said and I thought it was funny

Like I said, sorry. I just shot my mouth (fingers?) off without thinking about it. Don't want any bad blood on the forum or anything.

I generally prefer to give people the benefit of the doubt and I just got testy over being challenged. Goddamn you.

[Goom]

May be safest to wait for the boar/bear. As said before, unlikely someone might travel so far for no lp, but also, they will leave murder scents when they kill the alt that will be trackable by anyone else who turns up.

[Canaris]

they will leave murder scents when they kill the alt that will be trackable by anyone else who turns up.

Shit. I actually forgot all about that.

Problem is, none of the animals I have found will murder me. I've come across two boars, both just knocked me out and went on their way. The one bear I found did the same thing, even though he damn near killed me. But he didn't.

Guess I'll just grind for swimming, afterall...

[Jackard]

swimming is not much of a grind dude