Villagers seek refuge from angry russians

Cereal · Post by **Cereal** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:23 pm

So, yesterday we stumbled upon a village with the gate open, and couldn't resist the temptation. We grabbed some food, a pick axe, and about 20 ore and nuggets. Today we wake up to the realization that the city belonged to Russians. Very, very angry Russians. VERY, VERY ANGRY RUSSIANS. Our village has become double walled in, with a siege ram behind constructed in between. We are faced with an inevitable doom unless we can find refuge.

There are around ten of us, all hardcore players. If rescued, we offer our undying loyalty.

TLDR: stole from russians. russians besieging city. need shelter.

cobaltjones · Post by **cobaltjones** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:24 pm

The loyalty of a thief isn't much of a strong bargaining chip.

LimaZulu · Post by **LimaZulu** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:26 pm

That was kinda dumb.

Cereal · Post by **Cereal** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:34 pm

You are missing a very important factor. VERY, VERY ANGRY RUSSIANS.

Potjeh · Post by **Potjeh** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:35 pm

You deserve what's coming. Though you may want to try negotiating with them, they might accept goods in place of your heads.

novaalpha · Post by **novaalpha** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:36 pm

ITT: Thieves post their last QQs.

tehreaver · Post by **tehreaver** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:19 pm

novaalpha wrote:ITT: Thieves post their last QQs.

You're fucking bad kid. I'll never die.

p.s. 1v1 quake live you non factor bitch

Sarchi · Post by **Sarchi** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:24 pm

Offer them vodka and a loaf of bread, the two most valued possessions that a Russian could ever want.

Canaris · Post by **Canaris** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:56 pm

Potjeh wrote:You deserve what's coming. Though you may want to try negotiating with them, they might accept goods in place of your heads.

So much for eye for an eye. Really, more people should use such an approach, rather than the ego/power trip "I KILL YOU!" kneejerk reaction.

Sure, if the thieves refuse to negotiate when you give them your terms, then you should massacre them to a man. Doing so before is illogical.

tehreaver wrote:
novaalpha wrote:ITT: Thieves post their last QQs.
You're fucking bad kid. I'll never die.

p.s. 1v1 quake live you non factor bitch

Uh... what? Lol

Kipperdipper · Post by **Kipperdipper** » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:58 pm

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

YOU STOLE PICKAXE, ORES AND NUGGETS?
food isn't so bad, but still, if they're A.D that alone would get you killed.

good luck not dying ;D you have - no chance -.

Stealing ANYONE'S pickaxe, ores and nuggets will get you killed.

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