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saltmummy626
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Re: Somethings up...
This one time, my buddy Keith got eaten by a bear.
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Jackwolf
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Re: Somethings up...
He lived off the stuff the bear ate for three weeks! Until some local big shot hunter shot that bear right through the head. When they went to cut 'im up, they found my buddy Keith munchin' on some roots inside his stomach!
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magisticus: Most of us avoid making jokes like this because there is always a risk Loftar might think it's a good idea and we all have to re-design our villages for sewerage. -6/29/17
magisticus: Most of us avoid making jokes like this because there is always a risk Loftar might think it's a good idea and we all have to re-design our villages for sewerage. -6/29/17
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Essemecks
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Re: Somethings up...
This one time, me and my buddy Kieth formed a village and then a bear got inside the walls and... oh wait, that was you guys. I can't wait to tell my buddy Kieth about this!
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deadlyhabit
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Re: Somethings up...
killed 3 so far today and 2 were in a pair together
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: Somethings up...
is it actually a valid idea to say that, wild animals, like tamed ones have to mate to reproduce, instead of spawning in the wilderness if each type of animal were given genders then they would mate in the wild producing offspring that would stay with them for like a week in game then leave> this would also mean that animals wouldnt despawn. then it would be our own fault if we drove them to extinction. it would also bring in the very dangerous game of bear farming> building a pally around a bear and using alts to lure more bears inside so they mate and bingo a bearfarm...- minus the alt that gets locked inside with the bears
Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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Chucker
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Re: Somethings up...
Bearfarms! Now only if we can tame them to ride wagons!ninja_yodeler wrote:is it actually a valid idea to say that, wild animals, like tamed ones have to mate to reproduce, instead of spawning in the wilderness if each type of animal were given genders then they would mate in the wild producing offspring that would stay with them for like a week in game then leave> this would also mean that animals wouldnt despawn. then it would be our own fault if we drove them to extinction. it would also bring in the very dangerous game of bear farming> building a pally around a bear and using alts to lure more bears inside so they mate and bingo a bearfarm...- minus the alt that gets locked inside with the bears
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: Somethings up...
lol, nah they wouldnt be tamable that would be wierd, i just thought that bearfarms would be a cool thing, so i could laugh at everyone else when they hunt bears to extinction and i am left with the last bears in the world
Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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brayan
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Re: Somethings up...
Hey, I'll trade you a troll if you give me a male bear. My previous one died when some asshole shot it from outside the triple brickwall.
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: Somethings up...
lol, that gave me a stupid idea to implement but a cool idea for empty words. being able to tame trolls and bears so they dont aggro you but aggro anyone else, at night lead some trolls into a noob camp, wait for them to log on... eat some popcorn and watch the massacre

Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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M13tz
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Re: Somethings up...
Tame bears, make Bear cavalry, WIN (THE GAME ) !