Another great theft on PineValley

Laremere · Post by **Laremere** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:24 am

I was checking my PMs.

Fayt informed me of a horrible theft.

It couldn't be true.

Did they really take them?

I had to see for myself.

I opened the client and looked.

It was true.

Oh the horror.

A gang with axes armed had taken all our carrots.

Krantarin · Post by **Krantarin** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:28 am

:O How could they?! I shall fight to my last breath to get back those carrots, most valuable of resources! ...But seriously folks, Carrots?

Rift · Post by **Rift** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:39 am

Food is technically the most valuable thing, what with everything else being gone in a week.

Potjeh · Post by **Potjeh** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:23 am

Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: I am speaking for Pinevalley. Thank you for your offer of service.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Ring of Brodgar is a day's travel to the southwest.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Seek this place and kill Thief McHearthling the Abbey of Pregnancy.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Knowing no mercy, Thief stole carrots!

niltrias · Post by **niltrias** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:08 pm

Potjeh wrote:Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: I am speaking for Pinevalley. Thank you for your offer of service.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Ring of Brodgar is a day's travel to the southwest.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Seek this place and kill Thief McHearthling the Abbey of Pregnancy.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Knowing no mercy, Thief stole carrots!

Lol Brilliant. I hope carrot theft makes it into the next edition of DF.

Laremere · Post by **Laremere** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:32 pm

Potjeh wrote:Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: I am speaking for Pinevalley. Thank you for your offer of service.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Our people have been tormented by a fearsome foe.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Ring of Brodgar is a day's travel to the southwest.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Seek this place and kill Thief McHearthling the Abbey of Pregnancy.
Laremere, Human Lawspeaker: Knowing no mercy, Thief stole carrots!

I beg your pardon?

Laremere is a hearthling Lawspeaker.

Jackard · Post by **Jackard** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:03 pm

oh, the humanity

Laremere · Post by **Laremere** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:36 pm

Jackard wrote:oh, the hearthling

Jackard · Post by **Jackard** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:38 pm

if "human" = "hearthling", what does "humanity" =

really makes you think

Laremere · Post by **Laremere** » Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:40 pm

Sure does.

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