Every time i see a bear my heart skips a beat.
I've seen around 6 so far, 5 days playing world 5
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Argus
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Re: Oh Jorb
The last time I saw a bear, I was in a boat and gleefully pelted it with slingstones till I had to head off (work).
The time prior to THAT, a bear caught me, KO'd me twice, then swaggered off (I swear to God he was swaggering) like he had an appointment. As if to say 'Meh, whatever. You're not even worth the time to eat.' Hell of a blow to my self-esteem.
The time prior to THAT, a bear caught me, KO'd me twice, then swaggered off (I swear to God he was swaggering) like he had an appointment. As if to say 'Meh, whatever. You're not even worth the time to eat.' Hell of a blow to my self-esteem.
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jorb
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Re: Oh Jorb
lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
"The psychological trials of dwellers in the last times will be equal to the physical trials of the martyrs. In order to face these trials we must be living in a different world."
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kralmir
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Re: Oh Jorb
that sounds awesome. time to armor up and check the clip... just incase.jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
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D00mHouse
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Re: Oh Jorb
I have been in a boat while a bear was swimming across a channel, In real life of course. There was not much the bear could do, other than swim away very quickly. Needless to say the bear was scared shit less.jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
But then again, this is a game and chances are the bears would be more than happy to come along for a nice little ride in your boat. Either that or they would stalk you and destroy your boat.
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novaalpha
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Re: Oh Jorb
And do not forget to make them and trolls able to destroy dead hearthlings' bodiesjorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
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Grog
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Re: Oh Jorb
gess thats something for the next 1st of april..... HURRY jorb and loftar!jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
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HarryDresden
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Re: Oh Jorb
Then come the flying bears with laser beam eyes. Then trolls riding the bears.jorb wrote:lol. Some day I'll make it bear day, and every animal spawned will be a bear.
...but only after they've learned how to swim, of course.
Yes, I am a Wizard.
loftar wrote: bear fruit is not something I can predict,.
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JailBaitWes
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Re: Oh Jorb
Am I the only one who screams at bears when I see them?
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Grog
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