Drowning deaths and compensation

[Artemis0]

Due to the ever increasing number of Rive induced deaths in the hearthlands, I have come to a conclusion. Either hearthian's bones are made of a dense material ten times heavier than lead. Or Hearthians are actually made of Cotton Candy.
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[Saltyfish]

If you've played Metal Gear Solid 2, you'll remember the fight with Vamp, with the treated water too dense to allow things to float in it.

This is the water in the hearthlands.

[PhaedrothSP]

I'm not even so sure its really even water at all.
I think its some amorphous blob that tries to absorb whatever enters it, only our body resists it so it just takes a drain on our stamina until we submit and are assimilated. Which would also explain why items just vanish in water.
...KERPLOOOSH.

[Lightning4]

Yeah, and if hearthlings ARE supposed to be analogous to humans, RL I should have about 200 Con.

This means I should be able to take well over 5 direct hits from a grizzly bear. Michael Phelps would probably be able to wade into a field of pissed off Grizzlies and shrug them off.
That would be kind of badass, actually.

[Ford]

I've never seen so many cock sucking fanboys in my life. What's the point of a forum if any criticism is just going to get flamed by you brainless trolls? If you guys don't have anything constructive to say go fuck off.

[ArPharazon]

There wouldn't be one, that's why a lot of people want less bad criticism which decries those quirks that make this game unique and interesting.

[Jackard]

well well look at this contender

I've never seen so many cock sucking fanboys in my life. What's the point of a forum if any criticism is just going to get flamed by you brainless trolls? If you guys don't have anything constructive to say go fuck off.

yes sir your tender words have won over my heart

[ArPharazon]

Also, I would like to say to all water victims:

Cry me a river.

[Eric]

I've never seen so many cock sucking fanboys in my life. What's the point of a forum if any criticism is just going to get flamed by you brainless trolls? If you guys don't have anything constructive to say go fuck off.

There is an entire subforum dedicated to critique and ideas (protip: it's not this one). Nobody here is flaming you for giving criticism (which you haven't actually given). You made this thread asking to be compensated for your own mistakes. Expecting compensation for anything in a free game (let alone an alpha release) is ridiculous. You should not be surprised when people ridicule you for it.

As for having constructive things to say, I haven't seen you make any constructive posts in this thread. All you have done is accused the devs of "fucking you over" and asked them to take time away from actual constructive work to give you free shit.

[Jackard]

Also, I would like to say to all water victims:

Cry me a river. 8-)

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