Soon as I can log in, I'm going to pave world 6 in on my claim. Unless of course it's world 6, in which case I'll have to pave world 7.
Every time someone says world 7 sabinati, juggles kittens, eats babies, tosses dwarves, and bites the heads off of chickens.
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Kearn
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
but dwarves are coolbrosTapewormz wrote:Soon as I can log in, I'm going to pave world 6 in on my claim. Unless of course it's world 6, in which case I'll have to pave world 7.
Every time someone says world 7 sabinati, juggles kittens, eats babies, tosses dwarves, and bites the heads off of chickens.
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jorb
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
Shit's gonna go bankrupt because politicians in democracies have to constantly spend ever increasing amounts of the public's money to pay for bread and circuses. Next stop after weimar-style hyperinflation would be price and wage controls, and after that the american empire will go the same way that the roman empire went before it.
I can't even make shit like this up
Damn waste of what was once a good republic.
This thread is just here as jorb bait, right?
I can't even make shit like this up
Damn waste of what was once a good republic.
This thread is just here as jorb bait, right?
"The psychological trials of dwellers in the last times will be equal to the physical trials of the martyrs. In order to face these trials we must be living in a different world."
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
hehe, enter the only in america jokes...
only in america...do they leave the bank vaults wide open in plain sight, but then chain the pens to the front desk.
also on topic. they suck, get out of the middle east and focus on your own problems.
only in america...do they leave the bank vaults wide open in plain sight, but then chain the pens to the front desk.
also on topic. they suck, get out of the middle east and focus on your own problems.
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MagicManICT
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
Oh, I definitely agree that America is going to go the way of any other empire in the past. It's just the nature of man and his never ending desire to fuck things up for everyone else. Great idea in the day, but too many bureaucrats from getting to big to manage. I only hope We the People don't get ruined in the collapse.jorb wrote:Shit's gonna go bankrupt because politicians in democracies have to constantly spend ever increasing amounts of the public's money to pay for bread and circuses. Next stop after weimar-style hyperinflation would be price and wage controls, and after that the american empire will go the same way that the roman empire went before it.
I can't even make shit like this up
Damn waste of what was once a good republic.
This thread is just here as jorb bait, right?
I wish I could think of some more good jokes. Might start the next net meme here. Instead of "in soviet russia", it's "only in america..."ninja_yodeler wrote:hehe, enter the only in america jokes...
only in america...do they leave the bank vaults wide open in plain sight, but then chain the pens to the front desk.
also on topic. they suck, get out of the middle east and focus on your own problems.
Can't get out of the middle east. The rest of the world would collapse from the lack of oil, cause, ya know, we have enough oil for our own purposes. /sarcasm off
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
oh oh, this one is great.
Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’
in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’
in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
hate to double post but... only in america, do they have drive up ATM'S with braille writing... 
Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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jorb
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
"Democrat": from "demos", meaning demonic, and "kratos", meaning creature.ninja_yodeler wrote:oh oh, this one is great.
Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: Poli’
in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
"The psychological trials of dwellers in the last times will be equal to the physical trials of the martyrs. In order to face these trials we must be living in a different world."
-- Hieromonk Seraphim Rose
-- Hieromonk Seraphim Rose
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
lol... only in america..will a pizza get to your house before an ambulance
EDIT: this one isnt as great as the others, but the t.v reminded me of it.
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
EDIT'S EDIT: president bush joke:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!'
His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'
hehe
EDIT: this one isnt as great as the others, but the t.v reminded me of it.
Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.
EDIT'S EDIT: president bush joke:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed'. 'OH NO!' the President exclaims. 'That's terrible!'
His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, they watch nervously as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, 'How many is a brazillion?'
hehe
Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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Potjeh
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Re: The U.S. Goverment
Are you suggesting that Republicans are somehow better?jorb wrote:"Democrat": from "demos", meaning demonic, and "kratos", meaning creature.
