100 (Dumb) ways to die

[Sarchi]

I did get complimented on being a good raid, so it wasn't all that bad. I believe the guy that posted the picture of my dead body went by the IRC name "Vladamir_Putin".

Vlad isn't with Odditown.

[Max]

I did get complimented on being a good raid, so it wasn't all that bad. I believe the guy that posted the picture of my dead body went by the IRC name "Vladamir_Putin".

Vlad isn't with Odditown.

"Vladamir_Putin".

He's not in Odditown though?

Vlad is boshaw here on forums and hanging out with Klaue.

Huh. Well everyone on the IRC said that he was from Odditown, and Vlad didn't deny it. I think Klau was on the IRC also, but he didn't say much. Everyone is so quick to blame Odditown. :l

[Dhalilhia]

Ninja boars.
You know, the ones what are perfectly hidden behind a tree, with not one single pixel uncovered, and rush toward you when you don't really expect then coming. When you think you are perfectly safe.

[CarpetMän]

Ninja boars.
You know, the ones what are perfectly hidden behind a tree, with not one single pixel uncovered, and rush toward you when you don't really expect then coming. When you think you are perfectly safe.

I've done better than that:

Newb me boating down the river. Suddainly I spot a rabbit.
I jump off my boat and go for the kill.
I'm going to use my most deadliest attack, punch (you know, the sound is so lulz when the rabbit dies )
And BANG, 1 hit KO BABY!!! There was a bear behind a couple of trees right next to the rabbit.

Me 0 - 1 Animals

[min_the_fair]

I just got trampled to death by a flock of sheep. SHEEP. WHAT?

...the plan involved shooting at a sheep and jumping in the river. What actually happened went something more like:

*shoots sheep*
*clicks to run for the river*
*NINJA SHEEP jump out from behind trees and surround me*
*clicks to run for the river*
[there is a sheep in the way]
*clicks to run for the river*
[my brother is shouting at me, possibly something like 'why don't you jump in the river instead of just standing there?']
*clicks to run for the river*
[did I mention I was surrounded by sheep?]
*dies and is dead*.

[EmperorNuke]

I walked to an ally village to watch an epic battle in the end of W3.

I missed the battle and got shot with a bow.

[Argus]

Ninja boars.
You know, the ones what are perfectly hidden behind a tree, with not one single pixel uncovered, and rush toward you when you don't really expect then coming. When you think you are perfectly safe.

I've done better than that:

Newb me boating down the river. Suddainly I spot a rabbit.
I jump off my boat and go for the kill.
I'm going to use my most deadliest attack, punch (you know, the sound is so lulz when the rabbit dies )
And BANG, 1 hit KO BABY!!! There was a bear behind a couple of trees right next to the rabbit.

Me 0 - 1 Animals

This is why I use Ender's client with the hostile critter aggro field on. It's nice to have some warning.

[Sarien]

I just got trampled to death by a flock of sheep. SHEEP. WHAT?

...the plan involved shooting at a sheep and jumping in the river. What actually happened went something more like:

*shoots sheep*
*clicks to run for the river*
*NINJA SHEEP jump out from behind trees and surround me*
*clicks to run for the river*
[there is a sheep in the way]
*clicks to run for the river*
[my brother is shouting at me, possibly something like 'why don't you jump in the river instead of just standing there?']
*clicks to run for the river*
[did I mention I was surrounded by sheep?]
*dies and is dead*.

Same thing just happened to me with Aurochs. Found one off by himself, close to the river, with the herd on the other side of him at a safe (I thought) distance. Pulled a hair, clicked to run to the boat, and the herd insta-teleported around me. My first death in any of these worlds, and I go down being gang raped by ninja cows...lol.

[iZolo]

Swimming one tile in W3 in a cave to reach a cavebulb. Swimming why do you hate me so much =|. Edit: Cavebulb was on the other side of a one tile river in a cave ... I blame lagg

[kanec]

telling a long story -_-


that i made up



that no one like

saaaaad face