Let me tell you how big of a bastard I am

[DK114]

Confession frees the soul amiright? So I am honored to present Haven and Hearth's first confession thread! God knows we need one considering the cut-throat nature of the game. You guys can be as vague as you want.

Ill start things off: I was exploring a far off continent when I lost my boat. I wanted to continue exploring, so teleporting to my hearth was out of question so I took some random boat that I found.

Only later did I realize it was filled with the life savings of some newb. My bad.

[SacreDoom]

You should just bury yourself already mann.

..Poor noob.

[DK114]

I thought I was just stealing a boat, I didnt think I would be taking someone's life saving!

Who hides all their shit in a boat near the shore anyways.

He should've just gift-wrapped it.

Anyways this is not the "Judge DK114 Thread". You got anything you want to take off you chest, eh?

[Robertzon]

I catched an rabbit, looked for an fox and dropped the poor bunny.

[DK114]

Thats.... pretty funny.

[Vigilance]

my confession might get me jorbfisted

i've got a less bad one, though.

we once found a newbie, beat the shit out of him, stripped him completely naked in a swamp, and covered him in leeches and left him to die.

then we found another newbie, did the same but he was at his home instead of a swamp-- he was afking building a timber house. KO'd, beat up, stripped, broke his house, and all of his possessions.

once i killed a newbie for his backpack

i killed a seperate one for his sprucecap

i killed another newbie for his slippers :<

one time i force-spawned someone with scents they left in their own home (don't ask how, i was confused too) and taunted their friend with their corpse.

[DK114]

wow... I feel better about my boat stealing thing but yeah I hope I dont meet you in a dark forest, or bright field, or anywhere really

[SpiderJerusalem]

I catched 4 rats to put in my cave to have some company while mining.than I used a cart to bring back my chests of ore and ran over one rat

[novaalpha]

The hour for confessions has not yet come.

[AAlex]

my confession might get me jorbfisted

i've got a less bad one, though.

we once found a newbie, beat the shit out of him, stripped him completely naked in a swamp, and covered him in leeches and left him to die.

then we found another newbie, did the same but he was at his home instead of a swamp-- he was afking building a timber house. KO'd, beat up, stripped, broke his house, and all of his possessions.

once i killed a newbie for his backpack

i killed a seperate one for his sprucecap

i killed another newbie for his slippers :<

one time i force-spawned someone with scents they left in their own home (don't ask how, i was confused too) and taunted their friend with their corpse.

Killing you for bad mouthing Alyx, heh