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ValerieHallaway
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
Oh god, that was a great post! Don't worry, it gets easier the more you play.
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Valhalla awaits.
Valhalla awaits.
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Driftraze
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
Once more, I'm glad the story was liked by many of you. A midboss would easily be the boar that killed me, though I wouldn't know which boar it was. I guess I'd just have to kill them all?
Your days with a straight nose are numbered, adversary.
The Punch of unmigitated retribution will be waiting. You were a fool to leave me alive! I would have not bothered to post my ventures, and I would never have found out who you were.kLauE wrote:I will come back one day my friend
Your days with a straight nose are numbered, adversary.
I will not change this signature until I have Punched kLauE in the face.
Cone cow as my witness and guide, I will avenge my dignity.
Cone cow as my witness and guide, I will avenge my dignity.
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DatOneGuy
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- Location: I'm in Miami, trick.
Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
I think killing ALL the boars will be harder than punching KLauE.Driftraze wrote:Once more, I'm glad the story was liked by many of you. A midboss would easily be the boar that killed me, though I wouldn't know which boar it was. I guess I'd just have to kill them all?
Just sayin'.
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Phaen
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
I like this guy! He doesn't whine one bit. And now he's got a Mission.

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liquidangry
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
I just found some runestones signed "wanderer" that you? 
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Omnipotent
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- Location: California
Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
An excellent read, it was quite hilarious to find out the first person he saw was kLauE.
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Gaenra
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
May Goddess Shikata bless you way, wanderer 
I bet that after all this epicness, the whole sever wants to help you back into the game. ^^
I would at least : )
I bet that after all this epicness, the whole sever wants to help you back into the game. ^^
I would at least : )
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Driftraze
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
Thus far, I have only signed one runestone, as the name "Wander" and that was the one mentioned in my story. Maybe someday I can make pilgrimage back to it.liquidangry wrote:I just found some runestones signed "wanderer" that you?
As for this "Wanderer" fellow, I have no idea who they are. One hopes they are not besmirching my relatively good name.
I will not change this signature until I have Punched kLauE in the face.
Cone cow as my witness and guide, I will avenge my dignity.
Cone cow as my witness and guide, I will avenge my dignity.
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sfbmod
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
At least you had fun it sounds guy. After playing for about a week, I had a nice place going near G.Zocss village and some people who's text show up as squares totally destroyed everything I had done. So this game is just as full of griefers as UO.
I guess I should be greatful they didn't just kill me.
I guess I should be greatful they didn't just kill me.
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rakninja
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Re: A noob's first time playing H&H.
depends on where you play UO.... a few less here than in my home freeshard.sfbmod wrote:At least you had fun it sounds guy. After playing for about a week, I had a nice place going near G.Zocss village and some people who's text show up as squares totally destroyed everything I had done. So this game is just as full of griefers as UO.
I guess I should be greatful they didn't just kill me.
to the OP, excellent story, mirrored my first experiences a week or so ago quite well. now i know to never blaspheme against the cone cow.