Haven and Hearth Rap Battle

[Projeear]

My Name's Projeear, how do-oo you do? I invite you to sing along,
about the threat to freedom since that korean Kim Jong

I used to spend my days drinking at the bar
Then I came across this world crafted by Jorb and Loftar,
And here I am about twelve months later;
bidding everyone to join me,
although you should know, you can't beat this dictator.

[SacreDoom]

Bambibibabab-bidabididading
I suck big time at rapping.

[fruitsalad]

I was out on the river, fishing from my boat,
when this dude comes along, wearing a leather coat
I said "hey home dawg, how do you do?"
when he jumped right out at me, like a kangaroo

I got so scared that I, almost started to cry,
He shouted "hey there noob, now its time to die"
I packed my shit and ran, as fast as I can,
He followed me right after, this is a disaster

I headed for my shack, when he shot my back,
I fell to the ground, and now it fades to black!

Pass the mic like a spliff!

[Grable]

I was out on the river, fishing from my boat,
when this dude comes along, wearing a leather coat
I said "hey home dawg, how do you do?"
when he jumped right out at me, like a kangaroo

I got so scared that I, almost started to cry,
He shouted "hey there noob, now its time to die"
I packed my shit and ran, as fast as I can,
He followed me right after, this is a disaster

I headed for my shack, when he shot my back,
I fell to the ground, and now it fades to black!

Pass the mic like a spliff!

Brilliant

[Projeear]

Bitch, do you know who I am?
I'm the man with the basket rows of boughs!
I'm the guy in the night who sneak in your village
and takes all your drapes and grapes in a mock run pillage

Although I only just started, you know I'm the man,
I've got bigger balls than my head and im younger than peter pan!
I probably don't speak English so don't expect an apology,
But right now to you I'm Robin Hood's child prodigy!

[Potjeh]

I did this before it was cool

[burgingham]

Still so awesome, was searching for this for the last 20 minutes.

[Projeear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4tLCGc ... ure=relmfu

The Inspiration. I just had to Haven'n'Hearth it after I heard the "Village" and "Pillage" connection by Genghis Kahn.

[pyrale]

The rap of the hermit

I'm just a peasant farmer but my cows overpower,
gangstas wish the could beat me but they can't break my pali,
and when they come lurking around, I just hide and make no sound,

They better enjoy it now, for it won't last too long though,
someday I'll show them my main, expel them from my domain,
he'll have drunk buckets of milk, be wearin' good steel and silk,

He will bring law and order, for them it'll be game over,
he gonna sting them like a bee till I hear them run and squee,
Oh when I release the hound, they better not lurk around.

[flajek122]

Kurwa jaki ty jesteś brzydki
japa chamie wal sie na cycki x8


1.
Wszedles na komin elektrowni o o...
jak Franz Maurer porownojesz siebie z psem?
ty , mistrzu metaforu i cientej riposty
to to jest cienkie sorry a ty jestes prosty
ja jestem gruby, odkryles Ameryke brawo
sam wstrzyknales sobie w tyłek ten metanabol
pompowales metana pompką pana Kleksa
by zapomniedz o kompleksach cudownie jest tak
ty debilu , nie wszystko zalatwi zastrzyk
przy tym ryju to pomoze tylko chirurg plastyk
kazdego dnia patrzysz smutny w lustro
i coż to chuj sie kurczy? ta to jest efekt terapii
co sie gapisz? szukam dla ciebie celebrytow
nie znajdziesz lepszej partii niz Tomek Jacykow
zamknij ryja i nie przybijaj mi Frytki
za inne celebrytki
kurwa ale jestes brzydki



Kurwa jaki ty jesteś brzydki
japa chamie wal sie na cycki x8



2.
Nawiazujesz do dziewczyn
czuje ze to cie meczy
jestes po robocie dawno ona dalej jeczy
juz zdazyles sie zmeczyc ona naga leży
prawda taka [ tak kończą frajerzy ! ]
Rysiu zobacz przeciez to twoje slowa
dla ciebie to jest niewygodny temat Alkowa
i tu nie ma co komentowac sam posluchaj[ Rysiu Peja mnie ruchał]
ta , w cipe w dupe [ na wilczaka]
masz tupet Rysiu jestes madafaka
nie jeden żul ją miewał [ty kurwoo !]
Łorewa
Ksiaze Jeżyc też ją jebał [ty kurwoo !]
pytasz czy sciagam t-shirt?
Rysiek widzisz?
ja nic o sobie nie pisze
nie mam sie czego wstydzic
to jest twoj temat chyba ty zes go wkrecił
życze sukcesow w rankingu Viva Najpiekniejsi

Kurwa jaki ty jesteś brzydki
japa chamie wal sie na cycki x8