The Adventure of The Culinarian and Svenson

[Inspirational175]

Sorry for the mess of a thread this is, I did this extremely fast last night to get the story out before Lolman got on.

The sky was bleak and the tensions rising. Death was in the air and the enslaved ready to strike against their captor. The evil Skiera (Lolman50) marched around killing the animals and keeping his slaves penned up while he hunted. The people were enraged by this, never being able to leave to do small things while he was away. The people had a plan, what if they could get his key, steal his stuff and entrap him? That would be the greatest bit of revenge they could get against Skiera the Enslaver for stealing the fruits of their labour and tricking them into slavery right? Thats what they thought so The Culinarian who happened to be very sneaky talked Skiera the Enslaver into giving him rights to his land and the key to the palisade so he could work when he was not on, gathering timber. Skiera the Enslaver fell for it. Skiera, handed over all his rights and keys to The Culinarian and Skiera's fate set; "Imprisonment for life sounds nice" thought The Culinarian. The enslaved one that goes by Svenson agreed. Immediately after Skiera the Enslaver fell asleep, they went into action. His home was looted, his animals slaughtered and all his valuables carted off by The Culinarian and Svenson. Skiera the Enslaver deserved this, they agreed. The Culinarian left him a little note and the body of one of his victims at the step of his door for when he returned. Skiera the Enslaver killed the innocent over the smallest of things and happened to be deadly afraid of bears even though he is supposedly a mighty hunter. The Culinarian and Svenson travel farther and farther away after locking the gate and entrapping Skiera the Enslaver for life with no means to commit suicide. They travel and travel all over, dodging boars and bears reading runestones; they also wrote a few. After two hours of travelling, they come across a swamp; the swamp that will end their plans. This swamp in the middle of "The Endless Forest" has no name, but many have died around it. There lives a boar around this swamp so strong it can kill one hit and so it did. Boar The Mighty chased the carting fools into the swamp and drowned them while he mauled. The Culinarian died abandoning all the valuables he had taken from Skiera the Enslaver but the fate of Svenson is unknown. Where are you Svenson? Tell us your tale.

The Story Continues

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There are tons more pictures, but I wish to hear from Svenson before I post the rest. I hope you enjoy my humorous story involving Lolman50 getting trapped within his palisade again.

[matiasdk2]

so you trapped lolman..again ?

[Tonkyhonk]

would you at least break them into paragraphs...?

[Windforce]

You should crop ya picture...

[Saphireking65]

This is hilarious. I give you guys props for what you did to him, he definitely deserves it, and I'm sure he will write a stupid thread about it when he wakes up.

[WarpedWiseMan]

I give you a 3/5 on content.

But a 0/5 on layout.

Learn to crop an image.

[btaylor]

He just wants to show off his Spaceballs desktop.

[Grable]

You guys sure he doesn't have a backup key?

[Onionfighter]

Here is your post:

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uncropped pic of standard client

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I found myself more interested in what a bad presentation this was than the actual content. I actually have no idea what this thread is about, and don't really care.

[Inspirational175]

Sorry for the horrible presentation xD. It was late at night and I was tired. I just wanted to get the story out before he got on.