A bear attacked me as i got off my boat to get some stinging nettles, and i thought for sure i was gonna die. But i somehow managed to get back to my boat without a scratch.
I wish i had a sling right then.
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Dudeguy
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I survived a bear attack!
I was robbed
He took my beetroot and vinegar
But left all the bear hides and leather.
He took my beetroot and vinegar
But left all the bear hides and leather.
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SpineApple
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Re: I survived a bear attack!
This one time a bear almost survived my attack, almost.
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Dudeguy
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Re: I survived a bear attack!
it came from the treeeeeeees!
I was robbed
He took my beetroot and vinegar
But left all the bear hides and leather.
He took my beetroot and vinegar
But left all the bear hides and leather.
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valeriaxx
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Re: I survived a bear attack!
you beat this stage, netx level: escaping from a T-rex
brodich: [...]yeah thats alright. throw anything that will burn in there. you know, sticks, logs, coal, boars, cheese, mivi... your good.
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bclark4253
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Re: I survived a bear attack!
I once survied a bear attack when i was like maybe 100 tiles away from my boat, and the bear was in berzurk mode. BEAT THAT 
~slightly stupid~
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coldgust2
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Re: I survived a bear attack!
now you can go on that cancelled fox show, 'when animals attack'Dudeguy wrote:A bear attacked me as i got off my boat to get some stinging nettles, and i thought for sure i was gonna die. But i somehow managed to get back to my boat without a scratch.
I wish i had a sling right then.
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coldgust2
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Re: I survived a bear attack!
lol, the cause of the bears death was a heart attack, a spineapple heart attackSpineApple wrote:This one time a bear almost survived my attack, almost.