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Re: Donkeypunch

Post by painhertz »

For the record, I don't "hate" all Russians, just Taar/AD/whatever they are calling themselves this week. Our vill is multinational and if a Russian want's to join, that's cool long as they speak non-broken English. But I DO however advocate everyone joining together and wiping THOSE Russians off the map.
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Re: Donkeypunch

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or you could just take a bit longer and make a Timber which does go on the grid if shift placed iirc then signpost
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Re: Donkeypunch

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God dammit kaios,

you used to dominate through sheer force and now when people start rattling their swords you get all bitchy? this from a guy who in one day nearly made 30 people quit a game. you sir are srs business. anyways, heres my contribution to the topic at hand:

1. Badich you have 0 right to act all badass when all you can do is hunt random noobs, heres an idea tovarache, go and build up your own shit, and stop sucking the teets of your fellow russians.

2. Datoneguy and burningham, go spawn kill badich I.E. of kaios grand exploits, whom would wait at the spawn and murder people in another game. or why not just crush and polarize the area and build a defensive network, instead of alliances as alliances tend to fall apart over petty shit, backstabbing, etc. or just create the supervillage, and have your allies move to your SG, then cursh all who oppose.

3. Tonkyhonk, you ma'am are epic

4. kaios im Ajani.

5. To those who get raided: Get your head in the game and find ways to improve defenses, all they give you is walls, pali, and roundpoles, so use them hard. or move to friendlier areas, i mean the world is huge, and it cant be too hard to pack up and go.
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Re: Donkeypunch

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Kaios is part of Pandemonium. Also we own a whole SG already. Also also stop calling me burningham.
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Re: Donkeypunch

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burgingham wrote:Kaios is part of Pandemonium. Also we own a whole SG already. Also also stop calling me burningham.
We own 2 SGs actually.
...You guys didn't fill it with signs? *facepalms*

At least the farmland to Taar is wide open. Feel free to go in and harvest their crops. :v
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Re: Donkeypunch

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your green name makes it hard, i apologize, Burgingham.

so now you own 2 SG's, then why not C&C stlye dominate badich and his filthy minions? why play political games?
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Re: Donkeypunch

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Because you don't understand the retarded siege mechanics.
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Re: Donkeypunch

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Mcporkins wrote: stuff
Cool story bro, in which chapter do you shut the fuck up?
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Re: Donkeypunch

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Potjeh wrote:Because you don't understand the retarded siege mechanics.
i concur, it seems massively retarded to have to wait to destroy something that could be burned down, but that would take work, which wont happen, nor could it happen where 6-8 strong guys, grab a log and bash a gate with it, without having to build a retardedly wasted ram, which breaks if you breath wrong on it. but what im saying is and here is my theory for a good raid:

1. gather your best archers, and fighters and a pali basher
2. gather some usless alts with yeomanry
3. if not claimed, use alts to claim the entire perimeter of enemy town, leaving no safe exit
4. sit your archers around the defensive wall and fire on the village or hermit
5. while the enemy is distracted, go in with your warriors and palibasher
6. ?????
7. Profit

(the ideas would need jorb to actually do work on it)

kaios, you know me better than that to stfu, but because your my brother i respect the question, lmfao
if this is a good idea, then cool, if not, help me see where im wrong at, cause Pande has the numbers.
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Re: Donkeypunch

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Potjeh wrote:you don't understand the retarded siege mechanics.

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