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halorocks22
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Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
Once upon a time, there was two dudes who stumbled upon a game called Haven and Hearth and they loved it. They teamed up and learned how to survive. They made a small camp composed up of two baskets and leantos with a few spruce bough beds, but one day while they were looking for food (They always had to, due to the fact we couldn't fish yet and bunnies were rare) a guy named Goldie came to visit our camp in a rowboat and first, we were cautious. But he seemed like a nice guy and he helped us out by dropping a few bones and dead rabbits in our baskets. While we were sleeping, he put a fence around our camp. Then one day, we got raided so halorocks22 and uroyoan (THE TWO GUYS THAT TEAMED UP) went south to another peninsula and now much more experienced in the game, they made a log cabin and is currently setting up base with the help of Goldie. (We have a boat now, so food isnt much of a problem)
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WarpedWiseMan
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
Am I the only one who expected this guy to show up in this story?
-Avatar by SacreDoombtaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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DatOneGuy
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
Hahaha, yeah, I half expected it.
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burgingham
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some strange reason this is funny.
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Projeear
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
You are experiencing a moment of lucid clarity. One of the below will happen next.burgingham wrote:I can't quite put my finger on it, but for some strange reason this is funny.
- Goldie will turn out to be a troll.
- Goldie will turn out to be a murderer.
- Goldie will be trolled by a troll.
- Goldie will be killed by a murderer.
- All of the above, in that order.
Grand Walker of World 1 (w1).
Ex-Lawspeaker of New London, Deadwood and New Deadwood (w3).
Witness of the World 4 Great Explosion (w4).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Gregminster (w5).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Laketown (w6).
Squatter and Rebuilder of Templus Pacis (w6).
Hermit thereafter.
Lawspeaker of Tachbrookshire (Hafen 2)
Ex-Lawspeaker of New London, Deadwood and New Deadwood (w3).
Witness of the World 4 Great Explosion (w4).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Gregminster (w5).
Ex-Lawspeaker of Laketown (w6).
Squatter and Rebuilder of Templus Pacis (w6).
Hermit thereafter.
Lawspeaker of Tachbrookshire (Hafen 2)
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Saphireking65
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
I like how your story randomly shifts from third person to first person, then back to third person.
Jackard wrote:fucking wizardsSotsa wrote:I'm sad to see a wizard has shrunk your cabin and put it in a bottle.
better luck next time.
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Riou1231
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ninja_yodeler
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
you will be fine as long as goldie does not reveal himself to be GOLDYLOCKS and one day you wake up to 3 bears complaining about their porridge 
Phaen wrote: RIP Homicidal Ninja
Let us reflect upon the good he was able to do during his short time in the hearthlands.
Let us remind ourselves of his bravery and willingness to fight for the safety of his friends!
Let us hope he can surpass his previous achievements in his future lives.
<3
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SquirrelLazer
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
>halorocks
>halo
>implying halo is a good game and deserves to be in someones name
"my 13 year old sense is tingling"
>halo
>implying halo is a good game and deserves to be in someones name
"my 13 year old sense is tingling"
Gib me monies or i repot u
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Jackard
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Re: Story of halorocks22, uroyoan, and Goldie
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=970SquirrelLazer wrote:"my 13 year old sense is tingling"
(from *rock* @ memberlist.php?mode=searchuser )
