Death by Putin

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Jman235
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Death by Putin

Post by Jman235 »

Well, Haven, I've learned not to trust Russians.

I was begging my friend to be let into his village, Bloody Beetroots. I finally got accepted, and I was growing quite steadily in the village. Of course, my char was created only a week ago, so I hadn't gotten too far yet, but I was going hunting (by myself) when three random hearthlings surrounded me and started speaking what appeared to be Russian.

I said "kill me now", knowing I had nowhere to go, especially after one swam (SWAM!) to my boat and hopped in. Naturally, they took my advice, and with two shots I was dead. I told my village goodbye (Honestly thinking it was them) and restarted in the wilderness.

Afterwards, my friend told me it was a certain character named Xao. I don't think Xao is a Russian name, however, and I'm considering that the Koreans possibly could have killed me. Either way, I've learned that xenophobia is ALWAYS the best policy.

Perhaps you haven't enjoyed my pathetic short story, but I hope all of you have learned something...

Don't trust foreigners.
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Lightning2
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Re: Death by Putin

Post by Lightning2 »

Sorry, I was hired to kill you.

You had a small amount of bounty on your head and you passed by. ;)

PS. In-game name is not Xao, it's The Thovex, lol.
Jman235
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Re: Death by Putin

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Lightning2 wrote:Sorry, I was hired to kill you.

You had a small amount of bounty on your head and you passed by. ;)

PS. In-game name is not Xao, it's The Thovex, lol.
It's not like you're going to tell, but who hired you? No real harm done, I guess. Fresh start without the ties to a village.
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Phizuol
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Re: Death by Putin

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They were speaking Russian or Hangul, he doesn't know, but you can trust him - he knows a lot about foreigners.
Jman235
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Re: Death by Putin

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Phizuol wrote:They were speaking Russian or Hangul, he doesn't know, but you can trust him - he knows a lot about foreigners.
I know enough to know that I've either been killed by a foreigner or a boar in this game since July 2010.
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Phizuol
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Re: Death by Putin

Post by Phizuol »

loftar and jorb made the boars, so technically they've all been deaths by foreigners.
Jman235
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Re: Death by Putin

Post by Jman235 »

Phizuol wrote:loftar and jorb made the boars, so technically they've all been deaths by foreigners.
That's a really good point haha

Either way, I'm just glad I don't have to be tied to a village now. Maybe I'll even destroy my own HF and never settle. Nothing of value was lost. Cept a bear cape, leather armor, a few curios, 100k LP, etc.
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Sarchi
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Re: Death by Putin

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Huh? Russians are good people and it's not like they make a celebrity out of spies as a big middle finger to the West.

Go fuck yourself, OP
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thirty-seven
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Re: Death by Putin

Post by thirty-seven »

Jman what was your ingame nickname. Sor i forgot.

My village(Bloody Beetroot) is international, and we never had russians - non-russians conflicts inside.
Today 5 villagers were killed. 3 of them: farmer, weaver and cheesemaker were russians. I was almost killed when attacked an archer who was shooting from outside.
Attackers(yes, they were russians) had scents leading to our village. Conflict is solved now.

Im working too damn hard to prove that international villages CAN exist. And what do we have now? You're leaving after the first attack. And not just leaving, u blame russian players in my village who were working with u all this time. Sad.
Don't trust foreigners.
Wtf? What would u say if we were attackd by US players?

This is not a "happy farmer" game. Shit happens, bro.
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burgingham
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Re: Death by Putin

Post by burgingham »

Jesse stop trolling everyone...

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